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Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase, Gorilla and others in “1990”

Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase

Like I've said a million times before, everybody's got a price for the Million Dollar Man. So without further ado, I will introduce to you now my mystery partner. Led to the ring by his manager Brother Love, weighing in at 320 pounds, from Death Valley, I give you THE UNDERTAKER!

Gorilla

The Undertaker, the mystery partner is now revealed.

Piper

I've never heard of him.

Gorilla

[seeing the Undertaker walking to the ring] Oh, take a look!

Piper

Holy cow! Look at the size of that hamhock! Check out them drumsticks, baby!

Gorilla

320 pounds, looks to be 6'9", 6'10", somewhere in that neighborhood, Rod.

Piper

6...6'10", I don't know, it's hard to tell from here. Holy cow.

Gorilla

Look at the look on the face.

Piper

I don't...you think it's his coffee? Doesn't look like he's having a good time. You think he'd steal the gold out of your teeth?

Gorilla

There's only supposed to be four members on a team; this guy makes four and a half, maybe five.

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