Yo Hulkamaniacs, it's Thanksgiving night and this is the happiest time of year for all the Maniacs brother! You know, me and all of my little Hulksters, we've got a lot of things to be thankful for. Number one, we're thankful for being happy and very healthy. We're thankful for having time to share with our loved ones. We're also thankful that Hulkamania is still the strongest force in the universe and after the turkey's done, after the blessings are all done, I can tell you what the Hulkster's most happy about, it's Survivor Series time and I'm thankful for my team of Hulkamaniacs!
I'm thankful because I'm rich and you're not! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
I'm thankful for having Damien and the DDT.
You know what we're thankful for?
We don't have to fight each other!
Ooh, yeah! I am thankful that I am the only man worthy of being the Macho King. Ooh, yeah!
I'm thankful for the privilege of living here in the good ol U.S. of A. Tough guy!
I'm thankful, I've got the big Earthquake on my side!
What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving, is for my polka dots!
I'm thankful for the justice I serve!
I'm thankful for wrestlin', cuttin' and struttin'!
I'm thankful for my good looks.
I'm thankful for having the most ravishing body in the WWF.
I'm thankful because I hate Ricky Rude.
I am thankful for being the world's smartest man.
I'm thankful for being absolutely perfect!
Yeah! We're thankful for having sardine stuffing in our turkey tonight!
I'm thankful for spending Thanksgiving with all the members of the Heenan Family.
Thanksgiving is everyday but especially this day as the Warriors give me the intensity to deliver the power at Survivor Series, it is going to be a waaaaaaaaaar!!
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