Vince McMahon quotes from Survivor Series

How ironic would it be if Stone Cold Steve Austin placed the Sharpshooter on Bret Hart and won by submission? Again, anything can happen in the WWF.

Shawn Michaels said earlier that he would do anything to retain the title, and Sid proved he would do anything to take it.

Allow me to introduce my perfect tag team partner: Mr. Perfect, oooohhh yeahhhh!!!

Take a look at this, Bobby Heenan!

This is turning my stomach.

Come on! Where is he? Where's Mr. Perfect? Where's the Macho Man's tag team partner?

He took a hike!

He to... [Perfect enters] There he is!

There he is, that no good backstabbing ingrate! Oh, you're gonna get it! You're gonna get it good!

Think about the Macho Man and the only perfect athlete in the WWF together.

What do you mean "the only perfect athlete"?

You've said it many times before, I'm quoting you.

Well, I thought he was! But to be a perfect athlete, you have to be a perfect man, a man of integrity! When he turned on me, Flair and Ramon, he showed me so! He's not perfect!

That doesn't take anything away from his athletic prowess, does it?

I believe it does!

He is on fire. He's white hot. This man is hot.

The Hitman Bret Hart is indeed, I agree with you.

You bet. No, I'm talking about Shawn Michaels! Don't you ever pay attention to me?

That's surviving, McMahon.

Pardon me, that's cheating.

Well, cheating and surviving go hand in hand.

Have you ever cheated somebody?

Of course not.

You should try it! It's a ball!

Bobby Heenan...

Oh come on, ref...

What, do you want to referee now too? You wanna be president of the World Wrestling Federation?

A good big man will always beat a small little punk.

I don't know if I've ever heard it put quite that way, Bobby Heenan...

(Adam Bomb and Rick Martel are obviously cheating) Come on ref, open your eyes!

Hey, he's doing a great job!

Is that you call teamwork, Bobby Heenan?

Yes I do, what do you call teamwork? (disgusted) Fair tags? Life isn't fair, McMahon.

Razor Ramon might just be the WWF superstar of the year!

Am I still in the running?

Come on, tear his leg out of his socket!

Stop it, Bobby Heenan!

What heart this young man has!

So kick him in the heart.

There are 20 Hart family members here at ringside tonight.

And Helen just gave birth to 8 of them.

Stu Hart last wrestled at the Boston Garden in 1945.

No you're wrong about that. 1845. He was at the tail end of his career.