Mr. Perfect quotes from Survivor Series

Yo Hulkamaniacs, it's Thanksgiving night and this is the happiest time of year for all the Maniacs brother! You know, me and all of my little Hulksters, we've got a lot of things to be thankful for. Number one, we're thankful for being happy and very healthy. We're thankful for having time to share with our loved ones. We're also thankful that Hulkamania is still the strongest force in the universe and after the turkey's done, after the blessings are all done, I can tell you what the Hulkster's most happy about, it's Survivor Series time and I'm thankful for my team of Hulkamaniacs!

I'm thankful because I'm rich and you're not! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

I'm thankful for having Damien and the DDT.

You know what we're thankful for?

We don't have to fight each other!

Ooh, yeah! I am thankful that I am the only man worthy of being the Macho King. Ooh, yeah!

I'm thankful for the privilege of living here in the good ol U.S. of A. Tough guy!

I'm thankful, I've got the big Earthquake on my side!

What I'm thankful for for Thanksgiving, is for my polka dots!

I'm thankful for the justice I serve!

I'm thankful for wrestlin', cuttin' and struttin'!

I'm thankful for my good looks.

I'm thankful for having the most ravishing body in the WWF.

I'm thankful because I hate Ricky Rude.

I am thankful for being the world's smartest man.

I'm thankful for being absolutely perfect!

Yeah! We're thankful for having sardine stuffing in our turkey tonight!

I'm thankful for spending Thanksgiving with all the members of the Heenan Family.

Thanksgiving is everyday but especially this day as the Warriors give me the intensity to deliver the power at Survivor Series, it is going to be a waaaaaaaaaar!!

Hunter Hearst Helmsley, thus far undefeated, ladies in singles competition here in the World Wrestling Federation.

Helmsley likes to be called Triple H. Okay, McMahon? It's Triple H to you.

Any individual who is as resilient as Michaels is, who's been knocked down so many times, and just keeps getting right back up.

Well, that just shows how stupid he is!

Suffering a concussion recently in Syracuse as a result of a brutal attack, Michaels returns to the squared circle! Yeah, Shawn Michaels ready for action here, but will he survive in the tag-team elimination wild card match-up? It's gonna get wild here in a minute!

Can you imagine, in a small room, putting Bill Clinton and Newt Gingrich—how would they get along? Even though they got one common goal, that's to balance the budget. That's exactly the charge that Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson, Psycho Sid, and the British Bulldog have—to balance the budget. Can they get along? We're gonna find out.

[on Ahmed Johnson] This guy's terrible.

You just said you were impressed with Ahmed Johnson.

Eh, when he's up, he's good; when he's down, he's bad.

And now, after that, Diesel can finish off Bret Hart. Bret thrown into the table by Diesel. And now, there's only one thing left to do, and that's to finish off Bret Hart.

Well, I believe it's over.

It may be Jackknife time. Boy, what a heck of... heck of a war we've seen here.

Thus far, this has been all that we thought it was going to be. [Diesel pulls Bret between his legs] Here we go now!

You gotta hand it to Hart, he's a tough competitor. [Bret drops to the mat] He's down and out.

Diesel... as Bret Hart slumps down.

Just turn him over and pin him. I don't think Bret could defend himself any longer.

What's he waiting for?

The official wants Diesel to continue to wrestle. [Diesel pulls Bret back to his feet] I don't know that that's a wise decision. [Bret quickly rolls Diesel into a small package] Oh, wow! Wait a minute!

I can't believe it!

He did it! He did it! He did it!

Wow!

Oh my! Oh, my gosh.

Hey, wait a minute.

Wait a minute here!

Good gosh almighty!

Diesel!

Oh, he struck an official!

Diesel has... Diesel has lost it! Diesel in complete control!

[as Diesel pulls Bret back up and gives a second Jackknife] Oh no, not again.

Diesel now powerbombing Bret Hart! He had the opportunity earlier on, he didn't do it. Diesel had the opportunity to end it! I think he has. The official has stopped the match, but look what's happening!

Look at the look on his face!

I'm back!

[as Diesel exits the ring and slaps a few hands along the aisle] A poor display of sportsmanship, if you can call it that. Well, we have seen a war. Bret Hart, ladies and gentlemen, has become the World Wrestling Federation Champion, as we look at the carnage in the ring. Somehow Bret Hart was able to small package Big Daddy Cool Diesel. Diesel, unbelievable, but he's being booed by this capacity crowd. He didn't have to do any of that.

We're back at Survivor Series, and I must say an unusual result, Jim Ross, in what we have seen in this WWF Championship match, I don't know what quite to make of... of what was an extraordinary matchup. But then, on the end of that match, it seemed as though Diesel obviously snapped.

Obviously, it's heartbreaking. There were, I mean, thousands and thousands of fans worldwide who were huge Diesel supporters, and maybe they still are, but the sadness is about Bret Hart.

And Bret still down in the ring, although he appears to be mobile to a certain extant. And you have a smile on your face, why? Because you liked it, you liked everything you saw.

I always got a smile on my face. I liked what I saw. Hey, Bret Hart won the title, but will he be able to defend it? He's out of commission, he's still laying up here.

I don't know. Earlier, Bret was on his feet, and then back down to the canvas. I think everyone just being concerned over the condition of Bret Hart. Diesel had the match won, it appeared, and then from there was small packaged, and Diesel obviously blew a gasket.

Well, certainly not a perfect day for Bret Hart or Diesel. For me, it's a perfect day!

It certainly was a perfect Survivor Series in terms of action though. Ladies and gentlemen, so long from the US Air Arena.