Bobby Heenan quotes from Survivor Series

[Regarding Davey Boy Smith] Million dollar body, ten cent mind and Whoopi Goldberg's hairdo

It's four against four. Do you realize Duggan's looking across the ring and sees eight?

What a night this is for me. And tomorrow, I'm having a bunch of guests over to my home in Beverly Hills, turkey for everyone, only 8 bucks a head at the door.

Perfect, you chew that gum with that arrogant smug look, but you may never see Thanksgiving tomorrow! You dirty, no good, rotten, lowlife, poor excuse for a human being! Razor, cut him up! Flair, slap that figure-four on and break both legs! They're not perfect, that's what's perfect! Savage, you picked yourself a loser. Listen to these humanoids — the audacity of them to cheer on a...shows you what society has come to.

[as Shawn Michaels tries to grab Bret Hart's hair] You can't yank that hair. 65 pounds of oil in it.

You know why the Kid's not doing well? Look at the time! Its half an hour past his bed time!

(after Ross and Wayne Hart are introduced) That's what it is. (sniffing) I thought it was zoo dirt.

(on Ray Combs) Are you sure that's not Wink Martindale?

Ray, you know the movie Sleepless in Seattle starring Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan? Stu and Helen are going to remake the movie. They're going to meet eye to eye over a bowl of prunes and call it Senile in Seattle.

(On Bruce Hart) His name is Bruce, right? What a stupid name. You have nine months, and you come up with "Bruce"?

(On being told Keith Hart is a fireman) Keith is a fireman? He's more like the spotted dog that rides on the back of the truck!

(On Stu Hart) I asked Stu earlier, I asked him, you gotta be proud of your boys. He said, "I have boys?"

(Things break down in the ring and everyone starts fighting) Oh, it's just like dinner time at the Hart house.

Now, wouldn't you classify 20 members of the Hart family living together as a ghetto?

(The Red Knight kicks the fireman Keith Hart away from behind) Oh! He kicked the fireman right in his backdraft!