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Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, Pool Manager and others in “1987”

["Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase recalls when he bought a public pool for himself.]

Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase

Yeah, I'd like a lot of privacy. When are all these little brats going to be out of the pool?

Pool Manager

We close the pool at 8:00 in the evening.

Dibiase

Yeah, well what would it take to make this a private pool right now?

Pool Manager

I'm afraid I can't do that. It's a public pool and the taxpayers. I'd have a lot of problems with the mothers and fathers.

Dibiase

Listen mister, I pay more taxes in a month than these people make in a year. Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands a couple of $100 bills to the manager.] I think we can find something wrong with the pool today. Don't you?

Pool Manager

I really can't. It's a public pool, I'd really have problems with the mothers and the fathers.

Dibiase

Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands two more $100 bills to the manager.] I think there's a little too much chlorine in the water. Don't you?

Pool Manager

I'll be right back.

Dibiase

Yeah, get these brats out of the water!

[Virgil and the manager walk over to the pool.]

Pool Manager

[blows his whistle] All right, everybody out! The chlorine level is too high. We're going to close the pool. Let's go. Come on.

Virgil

Come on, you little brats! Get out of the pool! Come on! All of you, out! Out! Out! Come on! Let's go!

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