["Million Dollar Man" Ted Dibiase recalls when he bought a public pool for himself.]
Yeah, I'd like a lot of privacy. When are all these little brats going to be out of the pool?
We close the pool at 8:00 in the evening.
Yeah, well what would it take to make this a private pool right now?
I'm afraid I can't do that. It's a public pool and the taxpayers. I'd have a lot of problems with the mothers and fathers.
Listen mister, I pay more taxes in a month than these people make in a year. Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands a couple of $100 bills to the manager.] I think we can find something wrong with the pool today. Don't you?
I really can't. It's a public pool, I'd really have problems with the mothers and the fathers.
Virgil, [snaps his fingers, Virgil hands two more $100 bills to the manager.] I think there's a little too much chlorine in the water. Don't you?
I'll be right back.
Yeah, get these brats out of the water!
[Virgil and the manager walk over to the pool.]
[blows his whistle] All right, everybody out! The chlorine level is too high. We're going to close the pool. Let's go. Come on.
Come on, you little brats! Get out of the pool! Come on! All of you, out! Out! Out! Come on! Let's go!
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