This is nothing you should be worried about. It's just a radio. It's so that my friends can come find me… and shoot you.
S4 E8The First Ones
[Teal'c has handcuffed O'Neill, along with the rest of the rescue team, believing that one of them may be a Goa'uld.]
Alright, anyone with a snake in their head, raise their hand. [One of the marines that they're with snaps his handcuffs apart (raising his hand) as his eyes glow]
Damn!
Trust in me, O'Neill.
What if I'm not O'Neill?
Then I was not talking to you.
[an Unas alpha is approaching Jackson, clearly with the intent of attacking him. SG-1 raise their weapons]
Kaa kedka! [he cowers somewhat; the Unas stops short, surprised that Jackson speaks his language]
What did you just say?
I think I just asked him not to kill me.
And they're buying that?
[as the Unas alpha begins to growl] No, I don't think so.
[Chaka is trying to get Daniel to eat the head of a dismembered Goa'uld symbiote]
CChaka
Nan! [He tosses the head in Daniel's direction. It lands in the dirt near Daniel's feet]
Ka. [He picks up the head and tosses it back]
CChaka
Nan. [He tosses the head back to Daniel. This back-and-forth head tossing continues throughout the following interchange, Chaka growing visibly amused throughout]
Ka.
CChaka
Nan. Jack O'Neill
Ka.
CChaka
Nan.
Right. Uh, yes, uh, toss the symbiote head, that's very, very popular. Very, very interesting...Yes, all the kids are doing this...
[Dr. Jackson throws the symbiote head into the fire.]
[With poorly-feigned disappointment] Oh! Look out... it's in the fire...
Took you long enough!
You are welcome O'Neill.
S4 E9Scorched Earth
Hey, what have you got?
The analysis of the atmosphere in the wake of the ship shows a high incidence of Sulphur Dioxide.
Chemical warfare?
I don’t think so sir. Take a look at this.
Oh yeah! Little fuzzy orange things!
They're Microbes, sir...
The question is, will they listen?
No, the real question is, will they have ears?
S4 E10Beneath the Surface
I remember something. There was a man. He's bald and wears a short-sleeve shirt, and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer.
I dreamed about mining...naked.
S4 E11Point of No Return
You know, I've never been on a stakeout before. Shouldn't we have donuts or something?
A top secret government program involving instantaneous travel to other solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate!
Sounds like a good idea for a TV show…if you're into that sort of thing.
Does anyone know what this meeting's about?
No but I hope it's important. I was right in the middle of translating that cuneiform tablet we found on P30-255.
I still have to finish recalibrating MALP 3KA's sensors for long term reconnaissance on P5X-327.
I was unable to complete my Kel no'reem.
[after a pause] I was just about to...do...something important.
Colonel, let's not play games. If it isn't true then why did you come here?
The truth! There is a top-secret government program called project Stargate.
I knew it!
But it has nothing to do with space travel.
What does it have to do with?
[conspiratorially] Magnets!
What the hell is that supposed to mean?
[dramatically] No…I've already said too much!
So, you still don't believe me? I'm an Alien!
You look pretty human to me.
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