I can't explain it Colonel, I just have a gut feeling, like we have something in common.
Well, that's very flattering, but I'm not an alien.
S4 E11Point of No Return
Something tells me we don't need to worry about this guy.
Except for the fact he happens to be very close to the truth.
Oh, Hello! Sam, you're gonna wanna…take a look this!
Whoa, that's quite a collection! Tranquilizers, antidepressants, antipsychotics. Looks like our friend here has been treated for a number of different psychiatric problems.
Yeah, why doesn't that surprise me?
How do ya lose a spaceship?
Well, my memory isn't so good. Sometimes, I get a little confused. I think it might be the medication.
Yeah, well, there ya go.
[Daniel reading Martin's diary]
"April 12: Someone has gone through my garbage. Suspect CIA. Must take precautions. May 2: Comb missing. Suspect CIA has stolen it to acquire genetic identification. Uh…June 26: Comb found behind dresser. Disposed of it in case of tampering, bought new comb 39 cents at shopmart."
Don't ya wanna know how I found you?
Uh… OK!
In your car, I noticed a map of the Sleep-Rite Motel Chain. I checked every one in town.
There's two!
I'm surprised a man in your position wouldn't take more precautions to maintain your cover.
Marty I'm not undercover!
You think I'm making this all up. Look at this.
[Martin shows O'Neill a broken toothpick, O'Neill takes it and looks at it]
Yes… It all makes sense now.
You think I'm so stupid, I go out my own front door?
Can I come out now, Murray?
But… it doesn't look like anyone's place of work, there's… no one here.
Except for the guys with guns!
MMan
OK. Let's keep this simple! Who are you?
Who are you?
MMan
We're the guys with the guns, which means you answer our questions!
[Carter and Jackson are being interrogated by 3 aliens who are attempting to live on Earth incognito. They show Carter and Jackson a thermal scan of Teal'c which clearly shows his symbiote]
Oh, that's very good! Did you draw that yourself?
What is it?
That… That's a duck, isn't it?
S4 E12Tangent
Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson, allow me to introduce Lieutenant General Vidrine.
Colonel.
General.
Major.
General.
Doctor.
General.
General Hammond has told me nothing but good things.
Has he, Sir? [Joking] Well, then I'm sure he's left something out.
Such as?
[O'Neill's smile drops]
[Into Radio] Teal'c? Ya there, buddy?
(out of it due to lack of oxygen) Jacob, you know your ship's bigger than ours?
How does she fly, son?
The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Woohoo! [Vidrine and Hammond look at him, stunned] Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm.
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