Stargate SG-1 · Season 4, Episode 8
“The First Ones” · Season 4, Episode 8
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Daniel Jackson (4), Teal'c (2), Samantha Carter (1), Dr. Rothman (1)
[Chaka, a juvenile Unas, has captured an exhausted Dr. Jackson and is dragging him through the woods]
Okay, I know it seems completely unlikely that you understand a word I'm saying but, uh, I've gone about as far as I can go at this particular pace, so, with your permission, I'm going to fall down now. [collapses]
[glares]
Rest! This is a thing you should, uh, become familiar with. Rest… It means, uh… "rest."
[growls]
That's close. Try again: "grrrrest."
It's not my thing.
What isn't?
People. I mean, give me a million-year-old fossil and I'll tell you what it had for breakfast, but I'm not too good at people. They're too recent.
This is nothing you should be worried about. It's just a radio. It's so that my friends can come find me… and shoot you.
[Teal'c has handcuffed O'Neill, along with the rest of the rescue team, believing that one of them may be a Goa'uld.]
Alright, anyone with a snake in their head, raise their hand. [One of the marines that they're with snaps his handcuffs apart (raising his hand) as his eyes glow]
Damn!
Trust in me, O'Neill.
What if I'm not O'Neill?
Then I was not talking to you.
[an Unas alpha is approaching Jackson, clearly with the intent of attacking him. SG-1 raise their weapons]
Kaa kedka! [he cowers somewhat; the Unas stops short, surprised that Jackson speaks his language]
What did you just say?
I think I just asked him not to kill me.
And they're buying that?
[as the Unas alpha begins to growl] No, I don't think so.
[Chaka is trying to get Daniel to eat the head of a dismembered Goa'uld symbiote]
Nan! [He tosses the head in Daniel's direction. It lands in the dirt near Daniel's feet]
Ka. [He picks up the head and tosses it back]
Nan. [He tosses the head back to Daniel. This back-and-forth head tossing continues throughout the following interchange, Chaka growing visibly amused throughout]
Ka.
Nan. Jack O'Neill
Ka.
Nan.
Right. Uh, yes, uh, toss the symbiote head, that's very, very popular. Very, very interesting...Yes, all the kids are doing this...
[Dr. Jackson throws the symbiote head into the fire.]
[With poorly-feigned disappointment] Oh! Look out... it's in the fire...
Took you long enough!
You are welcome O'Neill.
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