Stargate SG-1 · Season 3
You are so smart, Samantha. I love that about you.
Carter?
The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some kind of visual communication interface controlled hallucination.
So…I…what?
He gets confused. By the way: who is Mary Steenburgen?
Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!
Years from now?
Woof?!
Well, let's ask the question. Do we want to give up SG-1 and walk around the rest of our lives with...him yapping away inside our heads?
[whispering to Carter] Yes. Say 'yes.'
Or do we want to take the chance so we can get on with our lives?
[whispering to Carter] No. Say 'no.'
Sam, Sammy! You like me. I remind you of your Uncle Irving. Bubbeleh! [he pops his finger in his cheek]
You know, you were just thinking of that island Maui? With the big beaches and the little bikinis? Well, that's where we should go ... [Sam looks at Jack knowing. He shakes his head as if he has no idea what Urgo's talking about]
[derisive] I'm sure you'll enjoy Urgo's presence just as much as we have.
Ha, I knew you liked me!
Count me out. I don't want to do it. He's mean and boring and—and—and... mean.
We're giving you a chance here. Him or death.
No, I—
Death or him.
Oh dear.
Well?
I'm thinking.
I didn't mean to!
Col O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Major Carter: He didn't mean to!
It was not his intention.
The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
No obvious signs of civilization.
P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Appearances may be deceiving.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Never run with…scissors?
Mmmm, mineral survey. My favorite.
Colonel.
I know, General. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
Au revoir, Mon General.
I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.
Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. Ciao…means adios, auf Wiedersehen, sayonara, which all loosely translated means…
[They enter the Stargate, only to emerge in the SGC again]
Goodbye?
What happened?
What happened?
That's what I just asked you. Will someone please tell me what's going on?
General...we just left.
You've been gone over 15 hours.
Whats this?
Its a defibrillator.
[Janet looks over at the defibrillator]
Ah interesting. Thank you. Is it difibulating right now?
He...uh...it seems to crave new experiences. You use the paddles to administer an electric shock to peoples hearts who are beating irregularly.
Ah. Then they feel better. Does it feel good?
[Sam shakes head "no"]
Does it hurt?
[Sam shakes head "yes"]
Whoa, it hurts.
I would think so.
Let's try it.
I don't think so.
It's not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?
I'll make some more observations tonight, Sir.
I'm gonna check the…geological record in the morning.
I'll…make a wish.
[The Tollans have just left the SGC Conference Room to retrieve their stolen Technology]
Well, look who's here. Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff?
[shouting after the Tollans] It'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!
How's the retirement going?
Uh, great. I retire, I wake up, I retire… It's a living. [pause] I'm bored out of my skull, sir.
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