GHGen. Hammond
Are we absolutely sure that SG1 is—what's the word?
FDr. Frasier
Sane?
GHGen. Hammond
That's the one.
“Urgo” · Season 3, Episode 16
In this episode: Urgo (13), Jack O'Neill (12), Samantha Carter (7), George Hammond (5), Daniel Jackson (3), Teal'c (3), Janet Fraiser (2)
[Sam is walking down the corridor in the middle of a conversation with Urgo]
I don't have time to play, Urgo, I don't care if I'm "it"...because I have work to do. [pause] No, I am not hungry. Look, go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill or something. I'm very busy right now.
[Hammond and Dr. Frasier walk down the hall toward Sam]
GHGen. Hammond
Major?
Hi. I was just talking to Urgo, sir.
GHGen. Hammond
I see.
Oh, I wish you did.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty corridor behind Carter] Alright, Urgo, Major Carter would like to...
[gestures to her right] Doctor- He's over here, actually.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty space to Carter's right] Well then Urgo...Major Carter would very much like to be left alone.
As much as I appreciate it... please... Urgo, that is rude!
FDr. Frasier
[with a shocked look] What did he say?
GHGen. Hammond
Can we determine what threat they pose?
Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.
It's death or me. Me or death. You've got to decide. Me or death. [No answer.] Well?
We're thinking.
A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.
Could you, ah, rephrase that?
Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull? [tonelessly] What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Want to watch golf on television?
I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
Who doesn't?
I was not singing. I'd know if I was singing. I don't even know the words to 'Row, row, row…'
[Dr. Fraiser turns on a recording of a surveillance video, in which O'Neill is, indeed, singing]
[on video, singing]...life is but a dream. And row, row, row your boat gently down the stream...
[watching the video] Okay. If you call that "singing".
You are so smart, Samantha. I love that about you.
Carter?
The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some kind of visual communication interface controlled hallucination.
So…I…what?
He gets confused. By the way: who is Mary Steenburgen?
Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!
Years from now?
Woof?!
Well, let's ask the question. Do we want to give up SG-1 and walk around the rest of our lives with...him yapping away inside our heads?
[whispering to Carter] Yes. Say 'yes.'
Or do we want to take the chance so we can get on with our lives?
[whispering to Carter] No. Say 'no.'
Sam, Sammy! You like me. I remind you of your Uncle Irving. Bubbeleh! [he pops his finger in his cheek]
You know, you were just thinking of that island Maui? With the big beaches and the little bikinis? Well, that's where we should go ... [Sam looks at Jack knowing. He shakes his head as if he has no idea what Urgo's talking about]
[derisive] I'm sure you'll enjoy Urgo's presence just as much as we have.
Ha, I knew you liked me!
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