So you built that…Stargate?
NNarim
Yes.
[to O'Neill] Way smarter than we are.
Ours is bigger.
S3 E15Pretense
NNarim
No harm will come to you. The Tollan will guarantee it.
Is that a 'money back if you're not completely alive' guarantee?
[to Teal'c, sternly] You disregarded my warning.
[pleased] Mine too. Well done.
I thought the Nox were pacifists.
LLya
I merely hid the weapon, I did not fire it.
Ah. Pretty fine line you didn't cross.
LLya
Yes, it is.
We are honored that you have agreed to participate in Triad. Your seeker will decide which one of you will be archon.
Seeker? Archon? [to Daniel] Daniel?
Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!
An accident waiting for a place to happen.
Mr. Negative...
S3 E16Urgo
GHGen. Hammond
Are we absolutely sure that SG1 is—what's the word?
FDr. Frasier
Sane?
GHGen. Hammond
That's the one.
[Sam is walking down the corridor in the middle of a conversation with Urgo]
I don't have time to play, Urgo, I don't care if I'm "it"...because I have work to do. [pause] No, I am not hungry. Look, go eat pie with Colonel O'Neill or something. I'm very busy right now.
[Hammond and Dr. Frasier walk down the hall toward Sam]
GHGen. Hammond
Major?
Hi. I was just talking to Urgo, sir.
GHGen. Hammond
I see.
Oh, I wish you did.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty corridor behind Carter] Alright, Urgo, Major Carter would like to...
[gestures to her right] Doctor- He's over here, actually.
FDr. Frasier
[addressing the empty space to Carter's right] Well then Urgo...Major Carter would very much like to be left alone.
As much as I appreciate it... please... Urgo, that is rude!
FDr. Frasier
[with a shocked look] What did he say?
GHGen. Hammond
Can we determine what threat they pose?
Apparently all desserts on base are in grave danger.
It's death or me. Me or death. You've got to decide. Me or death. [No answer.] Well?
We're thinking.
A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.
Could you, ah, rephrase that?
Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull? [tonelessly] What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Want to watch golf on television?
I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
Who doesn't?
I was not singing. I'd know if I was singing. I don't even know the words to 'Row, row, row…'
[Dr. Fraiser turns on a recording of a surveillance video, in which O'Neill is, indeed, singing]
[on video, singing]...life is but a dream. And row, row, row your boat gently down the stream...
[watching the video] Okay. If you call that "singing".
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