I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That... that means something.
Ah... actually, no, it doesn't.
No?
Um... we, ah, we drew straws.
[Jackson, Carter, and Teal'c all look at one another uncomfotably]
I lost.
S3 E18Shades of Grey
Kind of crossing the line…
Shut up, Daniel.
GHGen. Hammond
Colonel, you don't seem to understand how serious this matter is. You and your team have committed a court-martiable offense.
To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow… [he demonstrates, raising his eyebrow]
S3 E19New Ground
Let us talk about your friend in the woods.
I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise.
[Rigar is questioning SG-1 about how they got to his planet.]
"Wormholes"?
Giant worms. Huge.
Hey, Rigar, you know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
And how is this illusion of water created that I have heard described.
Well you're right in that it is an illusion. It's not actually water.
Then what is it?
Magic.
S3 E20Maternal Instinct
Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded.
Son of a bitch! Somebody's got to teach that guy how to die.
The monk is someone who has taken up curatorship.
Kind of janitor?
More of a guide.
An usher?
Is there a child in here?
There is a child in all of us.
If we happen to make it out of here in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely.
[The team arrives at Kheb's temple]
Well, someone's been reading Martha Stewart.
I only know a snowflake cannot exist in a storm of fire.
What?
Jack.
No, I…you know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted.
[to the monk] Sorry, don't worry about him.
The sun is warm, the wind is wild, the grass is green along the shores. Here no bull can hide.
[to himself] I don't know about that.
Jack, he's speaking in Zen Koans. Whatever theology he follows may be an original basis for Buddhism on Earth.
Well that's very nice. I'll be sure to call the Dalai Lama when we get home.
Those who seek one-ness, find all that they seek.
I think this is gonna take a while.
Really? What gives you that idea?
When the mind is enlightened, the spirit is freed, the body matters not.
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