The combined IQ of Earth might go up a few points having two Carters around.
S3 E6Point of View
Okay, well, this is all well and good, but none of us are going anywhere unless we get that Asgard generator working again.
Carter, download the program to the removable whatever it is and meet me and yourself in the lab.
[Jackson is fiddling with the quantum mirror SG-1 needs to get back home]
All right, I gotta know.
Yes, I'm about to activate it.
No, no, no, not that. What the hell does "kree" mean?
Well, actually it means a lot of things. Loosely translated it means "attention", "listen up", "concentrate"…
"Yoo-hoo?"
Yes, in a manner of speaking.
My First Prime killed you before my very eyes.
I'm feeling much better, thank you.
[An alternate-reality Carter has to say goodbye to O'Neill, whose counterpart she married]
You have to understand, my Jack had the same face, same voice…same hands.
Which brings to mind an obvious question: How could you marry such a loser?
[The Carters are arguing]:
Ladies! Sams... We're all in this... reality together.
S3 E7Deadman Switch
Sir, he's not a Goa'uld.
And? But? So? Therefore?
You were thinking of the Goa'uld personal shields. The ones which allow slower-moving objects to pass through. That would hardly make a good trap, now, would it?
Can't blame a girl for trying.
Dr. Jackson, if you don't mind treating my wound.
I'm an archaeologist.
I know, but you're also a doctor.
…of archeology.
Captain? You must have some medical training.
Actually, I'm a… major now.
Oh, well how very important. I'll inform the galaxy. Can you get over here now and help me, Major?
And you, O'Neill, you're considered... well, you're a pain in the mikta.
[looks over at Teal'c] Neck?
No.
We're exactly one zat gun short of actually having a zat gun.
Zat gun?
Drop the n'kitel.
[Aris considers this for a moment]
I guess it does save a bit of effort.
So Teal'c, how does one Goa'uld fire weapons from several directions?
Tacs.
Tac'nik'tels?
Tacuchnatagamuntorons.
[Jack stares at him]
Tacs.
[O'Neill and Jackson are trying to remember the alien password Boch used to open his ship]
Barockna!
Gesundheit.
[SG-1 meets Aris Boch]:
Who are you?
Aris Boch. Perhaps you've heard of me.
Umm.. not I... Teal'c?
I have not.
Well that's disappointing. I'm one of the galaxy's greatest bounty hunters.
Not ringing a bell, sorry.
Well I know you. Captain Samantha Carter. Dr Daniel Jackson. The Jaffa traitor Teal'c. And Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Well, fancy that. We're famous.
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