Dr. Jackson is right. There is something you can do.
Let's hear it.
Well, you help me capture a Goa'uld, and I'll let you go.
He's worth that much?
Twice as much as all of you put together.
Twice?
Twice.
What, you're gonna argue?
S3 E7Deadman Switch
Oh, uh Dr. Jackson, I was lying to you before. The price on your head is much more than a day's ration. Actually, the Goa'uld want to see you dead as much as anyone for figuring out the stargate.
Thank you, that... doesn't make me feel better.
S3 E8Demons
[SG-1 arrives on a new planet]
Ah, trees, trees, and more trees. What a wonderfully green universe we live in, eh?
(This was an inside joke as one of Richard Dean Anderson's criticisms of always filming in Canada was the abundance of filming with lots of trees):
This path is well travelled.
This means the Stargate is still in use by someone.
[Lifting his pinky to his mouth, remiscient of Dr. Evil] Or something...
Do you read the Bible, Teal'c?
It is a significant part of your Western culture. Have you not read the Bible, O'Neill?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not all of it. Actually, I'm listening to it on tape. Don't tell me how it ends.
It was a procedure often done in the Middle Ages. They…well, they'd drill a hole in the person's head. By drilling a hole the evil spirits are released, thus saving the person from eternal damnation.
Thus…saving the person?
Well, they didn't call them the Dark Ages because it was dark.
Carter, the next time I feel the urge to help someone, feel free to give me a swift kick.
Major, next time Daniel gets the urge to help someone, shoot him.
So.. how long you gonna keep this up? The demon bit? Don't get me wrong, looks like a great gig. You got the padre in your back pocket, the hours are good, probably get all the chicks...ahh! [Unas grabs his neck]
Oh my apple!
UUnas
You are not of this world.
No, no we're not. Unas? What does Sokar have on you that makes you so dang cranky?
Look, we've run into this kind of thing before. Now, it's not a demon. It's demonesque I'll grant you, but it's just a big, ugly creature.
(quietly, to O'Neill) : Who's inhabited by a Goa'uld that gives it great strength, intelligence and the ability to regenerate.
Yes. It's a very smart, resilient creature.
(quietly) : In the service of Sokar, who, for all intents and purposes, is Satan to these people.
But it's not a demon.
(to Simon) : No, it's not a demon.
S3 E9Rules of Engagement
HHibbard
You are all casualties until 1400 hours.
Would that be Daylight Savings or Standard?
You came through the Stargate. This is a challenge!
The Stargate?
[Rogers realizes that he revealed too much]
Oy.
HHibbard
[quietly, aside] The stargate, sir.
Stargate of course. We've been so long without challenges. [to Teal'c] I am sorry Master Jaffa. I have revealed myself. [he gives Teal'c his sidearm] You must execute me for the remainder of the day.
HHibbard
[hands his rifle to Jack] You must execute me as well.
Master Teal'c. Might I suggest we...spare them this time?
Very well...underling.
[Jack gives him a look]
We extracted high-level information from the prisoners. [slyly] Corn and cotton are indigenous to North America.
And that information could save your life one day.
[O'Neill brings the captive Rogers his lunch]
Ol' Doc Frasier says you haven't been eating.
It's poison.
It's hospital food, of course it is. [takes a bite of Rogers' sandwich, then speaks with his mouth full] Mmm, tuna…
Go to Sokar.
It's "Go to hell" actually. Which, by the way, is a very rude thing to say to a person offering you a sandwich.
It means the same.
You've got a point.
I will reveal nothing. You may begin torturing me.
Oh, I've already begun. This…is the infamous Tuna Torture.
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