We believe you, Teal'c, but I just don't think anyone else is going to.
Certainly not those lying, scheming, no-good-for-nothing, slimy, overdressed stylemongers--
Sir! I'd like to try something.
[Carter leaves]
I wasn't finished.
S3 E3Fair Game
[holding a trans-phase eradication rod on Nirrti] You ever seen one of these things work? 'Cause there's nothing more I would like to do right now than demonstrate.
[The System Lords are leaving through the Stargate]:
CCronus
(in a Mad Scientist voice) We will not attack your world, but if you continue to use your stargate, be warned... Anyone who is caught by one of the System Lords will be shown no mercy. They will suffer greatly...
Well that certainly makes life more interesting.
[After the System Lords leave]
[About Nirrti betraying the other System Lords] Boy, is she gonna get it.
[Plainly] My heart bleeds.
S3 E4Legacy
Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion I'm crazy? That I'm dangerous, I'm out of control? [pause] It's 'cause I'm kinda acting that way, aren't I?
I'd like to apologize in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive, as I slowly go NUTS!
[After seeing a Goa'uld entrance scar on one corpse] These aren't quite human. They're Goa'uld.
S3 E5Learning Curve
So Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
Yes.
How old are you?
I am eleven. How old are you?
So… Merrin, I understand you're a reactor expert.
You aren't a scientist?
Oh no.
Then you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser?
Well it depends on what you mean by... Okay, no! I'm not. But while they were stuck in school, I was out doing other things, like, having fun.
All right! Will you two give it a rest? Both of you. You've been at this for 24 hours. You need rest.
I do not need to. Urrone children require little sleep.
Okay, now I am jealous.
[Young girl paints a picture of Jack] I look fat.
O'Neill is trying to get to know Merrin after she has gone through the Averium ceremony, resulting in the loss of her prior personality. He finds her coloring on a wall with crayons he gave her as a gift. He picks up a purple crayon and draws a picture of a face on the wall. Merrin considers it, then scribbles it out.
You’re right. What was I thinking? [scribbles his original drawing out further] You ever seen a dog? Dogs are my favourite people. Some have tails, some don’t...Not a lot of purple dogs...
TTomin
[To Teal'c] I think I understand now why the Goa'uld are so feared.
S3 E6Point of View
All right, so it's possible there's an alternate version of myself out there that actually understands what the hell you're talking about?
[to the alternate Carter] Well exactly, you don't know any of us. And we don't know you, for all we know you could be her evil twin. But then we'd be dealing with cliches and you know how I feel about those. Well, actually, you [pointing to Maj. Carter] know how I feel about those.
[The Carters are examining the Energy Device made by O'Neill in "The Fifth Race"]
SCSamantha Carter from the parallel Universe
This is incredible. If the Asgard could design this, they're just the little green men we're looking for.
They're grey, actually. Roswell Grey, to be exact.
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