(sarcastically) If I'm going to take credit for this, shouldn't the EM pulse generator be pointed at the Gate?
S6 E2Redemption Part 2
[McKay goes to visit Carter in the infirmary, as she recovers from electrical burns]
Hi.
Oh, man, and I was just starting to feel better.
[takes a deep breath, appearing to be relaxing] I always wanted to be a pianist.
[Thinking McKay said "penis"] Excuse me?
A concert pianist --- you know, a guy who plays the piano [he mimes playing the piano] in front of lots of people?
[Sam smiles] Right.
What did you think I said?
Never mind.
I had a not-so-comfortable childhood. My parents hated each other. Blamed me. Music was my salvation. It had this ... perfect order for me.
[smiles, patronizing] That's nice, really.
When I was 12, my teacher told me to quit. A fine clinical player, he said, but no sense of the art whatsoever.
Why are you telling me this?
I'm just ... trying to bond.
Why?
Hospital gowns turn me on. [He smiles] I turned to science because I thought it would be different than music, but it isn't. It's just the same, it's just as much of an art as anything else.
Look, it's not your fault that the EM pulse didn't work.
You're an artist, Major. Maybe the best I've ever seen. I'm just critical because I'm jealous.
I'm touched, really. I wish I had a brilliant plan to draw up for you.
And you're funny, too. Even electrocuted. I mean, I've ... I've got nothing.
You're creeping me out, McKay.
[McKay looks down into the gate room, where Jonas is staring at the gate]
What do you think the little alien guy's doing down there?
[Sam goes down to the gate room]
Bet you regret coming here now.
Can't really look at it that way, can we?
So... what are you doing?
You know, it's the stupidest thing, but it's been bugging me since I got here.
What's that?
We're inside a mountain. The gate obviously can't fit through any of these doors...
So how did it get in here? The ceiling retracts. [She points] Above it is a shaft that leads to the surface, and inside is a crane mechanism that hoisted the gate down.
Interesting. Does it go up?
They're working on lightening the 302, but that's why you're going alone. Believe it or not, every pound counts.
I shouldn't have had that cake.
I wish I could go with you Sir.
Yes, I'm sure you do. [Stepping in the elevator] And I find that quite bizarre.
[Carter kisses McKay on the cheek]
[thrilled] That means you don't hate me.
Maybe. Too bad for you.
Why?
I was more attracted to you when I did.
[Hammond is packing up his office. O'Neill picks up a lamp.]
You sure you want to take this with you, sir?
GHGen. Hammond
We're closed for business. I was supposed to retire five years ago. We don't know how long it's going to be before we can re-establish the Stargate Program, if ever.
Actually, I just meant, it says "Property of US Air Force" on it.
S6 E3Descent
Next time we crash our brand new mothership, what do you say we do it in the tropics?
Actually, sir, it wouldn't make a difference. At this depth, all water is ice cold.
Shallower water, then…shallower.
Yes, sir. I'll keep that in mind.
Or we could just not crash at all. It would be nice to keep our nice new mothership more than a couple of hours.
Yes sir.
[Col. O'Neill and Carter resurface after almost drowning]
[Speaking into her radio] Dad? We're alright.
Tell him I take back everything I was thinking while I was underwater.
Next mothership we keep, okay?
[O'Neill and Jonas have just escaped the mothership in a death glider. Jonas is smiling.]
[suspiciously] Are you smiling?
First time in a death glider.
Oh! Well… [starts flying crazy]
You know, sometimes I get a little concerned that you're gonna get my favorite planet wiped out.
Yes. What planet is that?
Those of us not originally from the planet Earth...got to stick together, right?
Are you suggesting an alien conspiracy?
No...oh...Of course, yes. I...I was warned about your occasional use of humor. It'...Got me!
[Teal'c stares at Jonas absolutely serious. Jonas frowns.]
No conspiracy!
[into radio] The crew appears to have abandoned ship.
GHGen. Hammond
That's good to hear. I don't mind telling you that we've been holding our breath down here.
That is most unwise.
[After an explosion]
That was loud.
What?
S6 E4Frozen
Hi. It's nice to finally meet you, Major.
You too. Dr. Michaels, this is Dr. Fraiser.
Doctor.
Doctor.
[also introducing] Uh…Drs. Woods and Osbourne.
Doctor.
WDr. Woods
Doctor.
ODr. Osbourne
Major.
Doctor.
WWoods
Major.
Doctor.
All right. That's enough.
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