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Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson, allow me to introduce Lieutenant General Vidrine.
Colonel.
General.
Major.
General.
Doctor.
General.
General Hammond has told me nothing but good things.
Has he, Sir? [Joking] Well, then I'm sure he's left something out.
Such as?
[O'Neill's smile drops]
[Into Radio] Teal'c? Ya there, buddy?
(out of it due to lack of oxygen) Jacob, you know your ship's bigger than ours?
How does she fly, son?
The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Woohoo! [Vidrine and Hammond look at him, stunned] Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm.
In all seriousness, if that's all right with you, Colonel? How effective can a single fighter be against a potential fleet of Goa'uld warships?
That is what these tests endeavour to determine.
Let's find out. What's next?
I take second seat for an air-to-air live fire test.
Our SGC control room will serve as Mission Control, Sir.
Light that candle, boys.
Yes, Sir.
[Teal'c and O'Neill head back to the glider.]
Does General Vidrine wish to perform some sort of candle-burning ritual?
Yes, that's it, exactly.
Jack O'Neill and Teal'c are in the X-301. The glider has been taken over by an auto-pilot mechanism.]
[Over the radio]: Jack or Teal'c, please respond.
Flight, Digger One. We read you. We have lost control of the craft to some sort of hidden recall device that apparently the scum-sucking, slimy, snake-ass Apophis installed in his death gliders. Over.
[Over Goa'uld radio]: I am a Lord! My identity is the Great and Powerful Oz!
Goa'uld [presumably Heru-ur]: Wait, your identity is Oz?
[Over Goa'uld radio]: I am Oz, listen!
Lame trick, This is a deception!
Alright, we're almost finished, Sam's just finishing up.
Uh...that's good 'cause I don't think they bought my act.
Why? Who'd you say you were?
The uh...Great and Powerful Oz.
SAM!
We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?
We have caught nothing. We are fishing.
Just so we're clear on this, sir, it's gonna be me, Teal'c and the great outdoors. That means no cellphones, fax machines, not another living soul for miles. We'll be unavailable, inaccessible.
Incommunicado.
Minnesota, sir.
I stand corrected.
If there's an emergency at the base, better plan ahead and tell me now. If Thor needs me, he's gonna have to beam me up. If it's the Tok'ra... forget it!
There appears to be no fish here, O'Neill.
T... It's not about the actual fish themselves...the fish are not important in this context. It's about fishing... the act of fishing itself.
(in an Old Man's Voice) One enemy is easier to target than many. Our spies believe that Apophis has agreed to the meeting because he is willing to use such an alliance to topple the system lords. Afterwards, he will deal with Heru-Ur. If he succeeds...
Galactic badness! Huge!
Ah! Wait a minute! Just... stop, hold it. If you're about to say you're gonna explain along the way , I'm gonna lose it! I've just about had it with the way the Tok'ra do business. I wanna know EXACTLY what we're dealing with here. Every mission detail you've got right now, or we go nowhere!
[Smiling] I was gonna tell ya, Jack.
[Quietly] OK. Never mind.
Obviously, I'm gonna need Dr. Jackson, and there might be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, Sam would be a big help, too. [Jack clears his throat] Of course, Colonel O'Neill is --- always fun to have around.
[sarcastically, picking up books Jackson dropped] Sure you got everything?
Wanna try to reprogram that mine without the proper translation?
Thought of a laptop?
Well, I had one, I just couldn't get Beck's Ancient Phoenician Symbology on CD at archeology.com, so…
[pushes Jackson's glasses back up his nose]
[Jackson and Carter are reading Jackson's books while O'Neill plays with his watch]
Do you understand any of that?
It's all Phoenician to me, Sir.
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