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Stargate SG-1 · Season 4, Episode 14

“The Serpent's Venom” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“The Serpent's Venom” · Season 4, Episode 14

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Daniel Jackson (4), Samantha Carter (4), Jacob Carter (4), Selmak (1)

(in an Old Man's Voice) One enemy is easier to target than many. Our spies believe that Apophis has agreed to the meeting because he is willing to use such an alliance to topple the system lords. Afterwards, he will deal with Heru-Ur. If he succeeds...

Galactic badness! Huge!

Ah! Wait a minute! Just... stop, hold it. If you're about to say you're gonna explain along the way , I'm gonna lose it! I've just about had it with the way the Tok'ra do business. I wanna know EXACTLY what we're dealing with here. Every mission detail you've got right now, or we go nowhere!

[Smiling] I was gonna tell ya, Jack.

[Quietly] OK. Never mind.

Obviously, I'm gonna need Dr. Jackson, and there might be some complicated mathematical calculations to be done, Sam would be a big help, too. [Jack clears his throat] Of course, Colonel O'Neill is --- always fun to have around.

[sarcastically, picking up books Jackson dropped] Sure you got everything?

Wanna try to reprogram that mine without the proper translation?

Thought of a laptop?

Well, I had one, I just couldn't get Beck's Ancient Phoenician Symbology on CD at archeology.com, so…

[pushes Jackson's glasses back up his nose]

[Jackson and Carter are reading Jackson's books while O'Neill plays with his watch]

Do you understand any of that?

It's all Phoenician to me, Sir.

MCMaj. Carter

Looks like a circle with a cross in it.

Uh, that could be it.

MCMaj. Carter

Okay, what do I do?

Pretty sure you touch it.

Pretty sure???

Last time a Tok'ra was sent to attempt this we never heard from him again.

Well that's news!

[Carter stares at her father, seemingly a bit scared]

No, I think that's it.

MCMaj. Carter

You THINK?

Okay I'm... I'm sure that's it.

[Carter moves carefully, preparing to touch the symbol on the mine]

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!

[Carter flinches back, startled]

No, no, sorry. Uh, that's it, I'm sure.

[Carter and Jackson are trying to deactivate the mine from exploding in the Cargo ship]

Try!

MCMaj. Carter

What does Selmak say?

Try again!

[Jackson stares at Jacob, blinking]

Very helpful, thanks!

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