Stargate SG-1 · Season 4, Episode 12
“Tangent” · Season 4, Episode 12
In this episode: Jack O'Neill (5), Daniel Jackson (3), General Vidrine (3), Teal'c (2), Jacob Carter (2), Paul Davis (2), Samantha Carter (1), George Hammond (1)
Colonel Jack O'Neill, Major Samantha Carter, Doctor Daniel Jackson, allow me to introduce Lieutenant General Vidrine.
Colonel.
General.
Major.
General.
Doctor.
General.
General Hammond has told me nothing but good things.
Has he, Sir? [Joking] Well, then I'm sure he's left something out.
Such as?
[O'Neill's smile drops]
[Into Radio] Teal'c? Ya there, buddy?
(out of it due to lack of oxygen) Jacob, you know your ship's bigger than ours?
How does she fly, son?
The vehicle performed within expected parameters.
Woohoo! [Vidrine and Hammond look at him, stunned] Sorry Sir. I couldn't help but get caught up in Teal'c's enthusiasm.
In all seriousness, if that's all right with you, Colonel? How effective can a single fighter be against a potential fleet of Goa'uld warships?
That is what these tests endeavour to determine.
Let's find out. What's next?
I take second seat for an air-to-air live fire test.
Our SGC control room will serve as Mission Control, Sir.
Light that candle, boys.
Yes, Sir.
[Teal'c and O'Neill head back to the glider.]
Does General Vidrine wish to perform some sort of candle-burning ritual?
Yes, that's it, exactly.
Jack O'Neill and Teal'c are in the X-301. The glider has been taken over by an auto-pilot mechanism.]
[Over the radio]: Jack or Teal'c, please respond.
Flight, Digger One. We read you. We have lost control of the craft to some sort of hidden recall device that apparently the scum-sucking, slimy, snake-ass Apophis installed in his death gliders. Over.
[Over Goa'uld radio]: I am a Lord! My identity is the Great and Powerful Oz!
Goa'uld [presumably Heru-ur]: Wait, your identity is Oz?
[Over Goa'uld radio]: I am Oz, listen!
Lame trick, This is a deception!
Alright, we're almost finished, Sam's just finishing up.
Uh...that's good 'cause I don't think they bought my act.
Why? Who'd you say you were?
The uh...Great and Powerful Oz.
SAM!
We were hoping you could kinda... um, like... beam them out.
Beam them out? What am I, Scotty?
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