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Whats this?
Its a defibrillator.
[Janet looks over at the defibrillator]
Ah interesting. Thank you. Is it difibulating right now?
He...uh...it seems to crave new experiences. You use the paddles to administer an electric shock to peoples hearts who are beating irregularly.
Ah. Then they feel better. Does it feel good?
[Sam shakes head "no"]
Does it hurt?
[Sam shakes head "yes"]
Whoa, it hurts.
I would think so.
Let's try it.
I don't think so.
It's not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?
I'll make some more observations tonight, Sir.
I'm gonna check the…geological record in the morning.
I'll…make a wish.
[The Tollans have just left the SGC Conference Room to retrieve their stolen Technology]
Well, look who's here. Come to retrieve your vastly superior stuff?
[shouting after the Tollans] It'd be a lot more superior if it wasn't so easy to steal!
How's the retirement going?
Uh, great. I retire, I wake up, I retire… It's a living. [pause] I'm bored out of my skull, sir.
I do appreciate that you were the one to come and see if I was okay. That... that means something.
Ah... actually, no, it doesn't.
No?
Um... we, ah, we drew straws.
[Jackson, Carter, and Teal'c all look at one another uncomfotably]
I lost.
Kind of crossing the line…
Shut up, Daniel.
Colonel, you don't seem to understand how serious this matter is. You and your team have committed a court-martiable offense.
To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c…well he really didn't say anything but I could tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he cocked his head and sort of raised his eyebrow… [he demonstrates, raising his eyebrow]
Let us talk about your friend in the woods.
I have no friends. In the woods or otherwise.
[Rigar is questioning SG-1 about how they got to his planet.]
"Wormholes"?
Giant worms. Huge.
Hey, Rigar, you know that "we come in peace" business? Bite me.
And how is this illusion of water created that I have heard described.
Well you're right in that it is an illusion. It's not actually water.
Then what is it?
Magic.
Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded.
Son of a bitch! Somebody's got to teach that guy how to die.
The monk is someone who has taken up curatorship.
Kind of janitor?
More of a guide.
An usher?
Is there a child in here?
There is a child in all of us.
If we happen to make it out of here in one piece, remind me to harm Daniel severely.
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