[The team arrives at Kheb's temple]
Well, someone's been reading Martha Stewart.
S3 E20Maternal Instinct
I only know a snowflake cannot exist in a storm of fire.
What?
Jack.
No, I…you know me, I'm a huge fan of subtlety, but that's downright encrypted.
[to the monk] Sorry, don't worry about him.
The sun is warm, the wind is wild, the grass is green along the shores. Here no bull can hide.
[to himself] I don't know about that.
Jack, he's speaking in Zen Koans. Whatever theology he follows may be an original basis for Buddhism on Earth.
Well that's very nice. I'll be sure to call the Dalai Lama when we get home.
Those who seek one-ness, find all that they seek.
I think this is gonna take a while.
Really? What gives you that idea?
When the mind is enlightened, the spirit is freed, the body matters not.
Oma? What does that mean?
Words cannot express things, speech cannot convey the spirit. Swayed by words, one is lost.
Why do you seek this child of flesh and bones?
He is the son of my wife.
But not your son.
No. But my wife is dead now and I promised her I would make sure the boy is safe.
And you are sure he will be safe with you?
Yes. Absolutely.
Because it is so clear, it takes a longer time to realize it. If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, the meal was cooked a long time ago.
I am not yet ready to give up. I feel alive Teal'c, like a young man…of eighty. We still have false gods to slay.
You hate the Goa'uld?
Yes.
Your hate will lead to the child's death.
S3 E21Crystal Skull
Normally neutrinos pass right through ordinary matter, no matter how dense. I mean, something like five hundred million billion just passed through you.
No matter how dense?
Hey. If you'd been listening, you'd know that Nintendos pass through everything. Everything.
[O'Neill is in the infirmary, recovering from lepton radiation sickness, while Dr. Rothman studies the crystal skull.]
Dr Rothman is now studying it.
Rothman couldn't figure out an ashtray. The guy we need working on that skull is Daniel.
It is he whom we endeavor to locate, O'Neill.
Look, I'm sick of laying around. Help me up.
Dr. Frasier believes you are not strong enough to undertake such a mission.
Yeah, whatever.
[He tries to get up but only succeeds in rolling off the bed and onto the floor, where he lands with a 'thud'.]
[Looking down at O'Neill] Dr. Frasier is usually correct in such matters.
[He bends down and hauls O'Neill back onto the bed, leaving him face down.]
[muffled] Thank you.
You are welcome, O'Neill.
[Concerning the crystal skull]
Teleportation device? What do you think?
I think you're gonna get fired.
You can see me?
Yes, Daniel, I can see you.
[exasperated] Why didn't you say something?!
You're not real, so it doesn't mean anything.
No, no, I'm real! You're not hallucinating.
Hallucinations always say that.
[Dr. Jackson is invisible to everyone except Nick]
Forgive me, he is here. Daniel is here.
Repeat what I'm saying; I'm standing right beside you.
Standing right beside me.
[sarcastically] He's lost a few pounds.
Jack, don't be an ass.
Jack, don't be an ass.
[O'Neill looks shocked]
Daniel?
Now we must wait for the giant aliens.
That just has a nice ring to it.
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