A strong enough EM pulse can knock out most electronic-based technologies. It would be harmless to us, but it should render Urgo impotent.
Could you, ah, rephrase that?
S3 E16Urgo
Wait! I can be dull. Want me to be dull? [tonelessly] What a nice shade of gray. How about some white bread with mayonnaise? Want to watch golf on television?
I want to live, I want to experience the universe, and I want to eat pie.
Who doesn't?
I was not singing. I'd know if I was singing. I don't even know the words to 'Row, row, row…'
[Dr. Fraiser turns on a recording of a surveillance video, in which O'Neill is, indeed, singing]
[on video, singing]...life is but a dream. And row, row, row your boat gently down the stream...
[watching the video] Okay. If you call that "singing".
You are so smart, Samantha. I love that about you.
Carter?
The technology implanted in our brains, sir. We're looking at some kind of visual communication interface controlled hallucination.
So…I…what?
He gets confused. By the way: who is Mary Steenburgen?
Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!
Years from now?
Woof?!
Well, let's ask the question. Do we want to give up SG-1 and walk around the rest of our lives with...him yapping away inside our heads?
[whispering to Carter] Yes. Say 'yes.'
Or do we want to take the chance so we can get on with our lives?
[whispering to Carter] No. Say 'no.'
Sam, Sammy! You like me. I remind you of your Uncle Irving. Bubbeleh! [he pops his finger in his cheek]
You know, you were just thinking of that island Maui? With the big beaches and the little bikinis? Well, that's where we should go ... [Sam looks at Jack knowing. He shakes his head as if he has no idea what Urgo's talking about]
[derisive] I'm sure you'll enjoy Urgo's presence just as much as we have.
Ha, I knew you liked me!
Count me out. I don't want to do it. He's mean and boring and—and—and... mean.
We're giving you a chance here. Him or death.
No, I—
Death or him.
Oh dear.
Well?
I'm thinking.
I didn't mean to!
Col O'Neill, Dr. Jackson and Major Carter: He didn't mean to!
It was not his intention.
The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.
No obvious signs of civilization.
P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.
Appearances may be deceiving.
One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Never run with…scissors?
Mmmm, mineral survey. My favorite.
GHGen. Hammond
Colonel.
I know, General. It's all fun and games until someone breaks a nail.
Au revoir, Mon General.
I am unfamiliar with that term, O'Neill.
Au revoir. It's French. It means ciao. Ciao…means adios, auf Wiedersehen, sayonara, which all loosely translated means…
[They enter the Stargate, only to emerge in the SGC again]
Goodbye?
GHGen. Hammond
What happened?
What happened?
GHGen. Hammond
That's what I just asked you. Will someone please tell me what's going on?
General...we just left.
GHGen. Hammond
You've been gone over 15 hours.
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