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Stargate SG-1 · Season 3, Episode 2

“Seth” quotes from Stargate SG-1

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“Seth” · Season 3, Episode 2

In this episode: Jack O'Neill (6), Teal'c (2), Daniel Jackson (1)

Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]

(Joke explanation: The helmet of the Serpent guard looks like a snake, the Horus guard looks like an eagle with a golden beak, the Setesh guard helmet looks kind of like the head of an aardvark with elongated jackal ears, clearly fictitious, but overall not dog-like.)

SSeth

Welcome. Who are you?

Well, I'm Larry, this is Moe, and of course, everyone's favorite, Curly.

Many things are complicated, General Carter. In Jaffa society, loving one's children is not one of them.

[ATF phone rings, Hemner answers]:

SJSpecial agent J. Hemner

Hemner. Yes Mr. President. Yes sir, I am, yes sir... Well yes sir they are here sir, but... With respect sir, the jurisdictional rules in this case are clear, this is a civilian matter. Are you sure you wanna do that sir? Yes Mr. President.

[To his fellow] Get Col. O'Neill in here.

Something I can do for ya?

SJSpecial agent J. Hemner

You wanna tell me what's going on?

Didn't you say you know more than I do..?

SJSpecial agent J. Hemner

Well apparently not, I just got off the phone with the president.

[Faking a surprise] Of the United States of America? [Small pause] Sweet. How's he doing?

HAgent Hamner

In fact, I'm to issue you an emergency special agent credential. He's put you in charge of this operation.

Excellent! My first order of business: Get me one of those cool jackets! Extra large. Double X-L if you got it.

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