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Stargate SG-1 · Season 1, Episode 15

Col. O'Neill and Teal'c in “Unfinished Business”

Col. O'Neill

Jaffa jokes? Let's hear one of them.

Teal'c

I shall attempt to translate one, O'Neill. A serpent guard, a Horus guard, and a Setesh guard meet on a neutral planet. It is a tense moment. The serpent guard's eyes glow. The Horus guard's beak glistens. The Setesh guard's... nose drips.

[Teal'c bursts into loud laughter. Everyone else stares.]

(Joke explanation: The helmet of the Serpent guard looks like a snake, the Horus guard looks like an eagle with a golden beak, the Setesh guard helmet looks kind of like the head of an aardvark with elongated jackal ears, clearly fictitious, but overall not dog-like.)

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