Cameron Mitchell quotes from Stargate SG-1

Vala

There's a 70% chance that if we dial manually we'll be able to establish a connection, and a 50% chance the bomb will just go off.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

That a 120%.

Vala

Well there's some crossover where we establish a wormhole and it blows up.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

[on the radio] Jackson, did you catch any of that?

Dr. Jackson

Yeah, 100% chance we should have brought someone who knows what they're doing.

Jacek

I suppose for the benefit of your friends there, you're gonna want to list all the reasons why I was such a bad father.

Vala

Oh, I wish I could, but a wormhole can only be maintained for thirty-eight minutes.

Jacek

Oh, you got your father's wit!

Vala

Certainly not enough time to list your inequalities as both a father and a human being.

Jacek

And your mother's uncanny ability to hold a grudge.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

You said you had some intel?

Jacek

Yes, and I'm prepared to tell you everything once you allow me through your gate.

As soon as Vala vouches for you.

Vala

I most certainly will not!

Lt. Col. Mitchell

So, what's the deal with the accent, or in your father's case, the lack thereof?

Vala

Well, the accent, like most of my other good qualities, I got from my mother. My charm, my wit, my good looks…

Dr. Jackson

What'd you get from your dad?

Vala

Some minor food allergies.

Stand back, I'm warning you!

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Just take it easy!

Dr. Jackson

It's okay, we're not going to hurt you.

Dr. Jackson

Much.

Ba'al is in Adria?

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Yes, sir. It's the bad guy equivalent of Cordon Bleu.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Time to go.

Ba'al

What about our arrangement?

Dr. Jackson

Oh, you mean the part where you string us along until you overcome the effects of the anti-Prior device? We'll pass.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

See what we need is, we need Superman to fly around the ship really, really fast.

Lt. Col. Carter

Oh, if you only knew how ridiculous that was.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

No, it only sounds ridiculous 'til you hear yourself say, "I am trapped on a spaceship stuck in a time dilation field."

General Landry

Dial it up, Walter.

Sgt. Harriman

Yes, sir. [starts dialing the Stargate] Chevron one encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

That is how we're supposed to travel light-years across the galaxy to other planets. [points at the spinning Gate]

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron two encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

[to Teal'c] You know, I'd like to imagine I handled myself well, but...I imagine I went a bit crazy cooped up on that ship for so long.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron three encoded.

Dr. Jackson

You know, Teal'c did tell me some of the things I learned from the Asgard database.

Vala

He did? Like what?

Dr. Jackson

Oh, boy. What were they?

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron four encoded.

Dr. Jackson

Beggars can't be choosers. Better late than never. Look before you leap.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

The best things in life are free.

Vala

Let me guess, beauty is only skin deep?

Dr. Jackson

Silence is golden.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron five encoded.

Lt. Col. Mitchell

Jack of all trades, master of none.

Lt. Col. Carter

Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

Vala

Life is too short.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron six encoded.

Teal'c

Good things come to those who wait.

Lt. Col. Carter

[to Teal'c] You know, as hard as it is for us not knowing, it must be torture for you not to tell us.

Teal'c

Indeed.

Sgt. Harriman

Chevron seven is locked.

General Landry

Good luck, SG-1.

Lt. Colonel Mitchell

Just another everyday mission to save the galaxy, sir.

Indeed.

General Landry

Godspeed.