Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

You, you are among the warriors who defeated the palace guard at Chulak? A human woman?

Capt. Carter

Hey, I'll have you know that I kicked my--

[to Jackson] And you? A warrior of great skill and cunning? I could snap you like kindling. [to Teal'c] How could you bring these ha'sak with you?

Hey, who you calling a hassick? [pause] What's a hassick?

You challenge me, fool?

Uh, no, we didn't come to fight you.

A shame.

[Bra'tac swings his staff weapon at O'Neill, who uses it to knock him to the ground]

We're here on a mission. If you don't want to be a part of it, just say so.

You choose your friends well Teal'c. Though were I a hundred years younger, it might not have been quite so easy.

You're over a hundred years old? God, I'm sorry.

[O'Neill extends a hand to Bra'tac, who pulls him to the ground with ease]

One hundred and thirty three.

You must work out.

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About that apartment...

Oh, you didn't!

Capt. Carter

The, um, day after the memorial service.

Memorial service?

Capt. Carter

Yeah. Colonel said some nice things.

H-he did. [pause] He did?

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[Carter and Frasier sneak up on Gen. Hammond, and Carter knocks him out with the butt of her gun]

Capt. Carter

Yeah, my career is over.

Dr. Fraiser

Don't worry about it. I can fix him up as good as new when this thing is over.

Capt. Carter

Great. So he can bring me up on charges.

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Capt. Carter

You can actually see matter spiralling towards it..

Actually, it's called the Accretion disc.

You can see why the local population would be afraid of i...What did you just say?!

It's just an astronomical term.

Capt. Carter

You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?

[to Teal'c] not initially...

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You sure you're up to this?

Why? You don't think I am?

Well, it's—it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think, um, "antagonist" was the word used.

But I'm his commanding officer. It comes with the turf.

Capt. Carter

Wouldn't Daniel be better suited, as a linguist and cultural expert?

All right, we'll all do it. How's that?

Fine.

Capt. Carter

Co-co-counsels. Works for me.

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Then we'd better start looking for a way. Because I'll be damned if I'm going to die on some god-forsaken block of ice a million light years from home. Is that clear?

Capt. Carter

Yes Sir!

Good. Now help me up.

Capt. Carter

Ah, I don't think you should move.

Probably not, but my butt's freezing to the ground. Come on. [Carter helps him up] Ah. [They look around] Ah, a little paint, a coupla windows, maybe a fireplace in the corner, it'll be just like home.

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Capt. Carter

[O'Neill's clasping his chest] What's wrong with your chest?

I think I cracked a rib too.

Capt. Carter

Why didn't you say something?

I was afraid you'd try to put a splint on it.