Samantha Carter quotes from Stargate SG-1

You are most beautiful woman I have ever seen.(Leaves tent)

Capt. Carter

Uh, I guess the kid doesn't get out much.

Capt. Carter

Look uh, I will not wear this thing over my face. I don't care how much embroidery it has on it. And this…dress, or whatever it's called, I mean…I can't move, I can't walk…

Col. O'Neill

I don't know. It…it kind of works for me. I, uh…

Dr. Jackson

It's, it's you, it's…

Dr. Jackson

Definitely you.

Col. O'Neill

All things considered… Samantha… if we have to come back here, it might be a better idea if we brought an all male team. No offense.

Capt. Carter

Well, in view of the fact that you all get to go to this party tonight and I get to stay in this… yurt that smells like rancid yak butter, none taken. I'll just get a good night's sleep, and hope for better luck next time.

Col. O'Neill

You going to be all right?

Capt. Carter

Still doubting me? I haven't been afraid of the dark since I was two.

Capt. Carter

What a relief, I've never been so happy to see you guys!

Col. O'Neill

Well, sure you have. Remember that time on P3X-595 you drank that stuff that made you take off--

Capt. Carter

[interrupting] We won't get into that right now!

Capt. Carter

Do you think this thing is going to end up being a revolutionary drug back on Earth?

Dr. Jackson

Well if it does, I'm sure someone else will end up getting credit for it. It's not like we can tell them where it really came from.

Col. O'Neill

Damn, guess I'm going to have to cancel that Oprah interview!

Teal'c

What is an Oprah?

In one hour, you will go through the Gate to the planet represented by these symbols. It has been designated P3X-797.

Dr. Jackson

Couldn't we call this planet something that's a little easier to remember?

Capt. Carter

Ah, it's based on a binary code the computer uses for extrapolation.

Col. O'Neill

[dryly] Which makes it much easier to remember.

Capt. Carter

[uncomfortably] About my earlier behavior... I wasn't myself, and—

Col. O'Neill

Oh, Carter, I don't even remember your earlier behavior.

Capt. Carter

You don't?

Col. O'Neill

No, I was infected too, remember?

Capt. Carter

[relieved] Right! Good, I'm—I'm glad.

Col. O'Neill

By the way, how's the wound?

Capt. Carter

Wound?

Col. O'Neill

I understand you got stabbed in the stomach?

Capt. Carter

Oh, yeah, that—that was nothing. With any luck, there won't even be a scar.

Col. O'Neill

Well, good. I was concerned.

Capt. Carter

You were?

Col. O'Neill

Sure. [smiles] If it doesn't heal properly, you'll never wear that sweet little tank top number again.

Dr. Jackson

This tastes like chicken.

Capt. Carter

So what's wrong with it?

Dr. Jackson

It's macaroni and cheese.

Capt. Carter

You're sick and you need help. [points a gun at Hanson]

That's your idea of help?

Capt. Carter

[picking up a crystal shard] Here's a good one.

What's going on in there?

Teal'c

You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the Gate Room?

Capt. Carter

[Turning quickly to leave] Oh, yeah.

Dr. Jackson

[Turning quickly to leave] Absolutely.

[indicating himself] Nefrayu.

Capt. Carter

Nefrayu.

Col. O'Neill

No, you can't keep him.

Dr. Jackson

I felt that blast kill me. I thought I-I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?

Capt. Carter

Yeah.

Dr. Jackson

Okay. Well I thought heaven would be a little more upscale.

Capt. Carter

Oh, I don't think this is heaven.

Capt. Carter

Where's Daniel?

Col. O'Neill

Oh, Ernest is showing him a new toy.

Capt. Carter

Really? What?

Col. O'Neill

Some fancy light show that may be the key to our existence or something like that.

Capt. Carter

The Dial-Home Device just fell through the floor into the ocean.

Dr. Jackson

So what are we going to do?

Capt. Carter

That thing may have a power source in it that we can use to get the Gate working.

Dr. Jackson

Uh...No! [horrified] You don't understand—this book may contain knowledge of the universe. I mean, this is—this is meaning-of-life stuff.