Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Col. O'Neill

Look, we've run into this kind of thing before. Now, it's not a demon. It's demonesque I'll grant you, but it's just a big, ugly creature.

Dr. Jackson

(quietly, to O'Neill) : Who's inhabited by a Goa'uld that gives it great strength, intelligence and the ability to regenerate.

Col. O'Neill

Yes. It's a very smart, resilient creature.

Dr. Jackson

(quietly) : In the service of Sokar, who, for all intents and purposes, is Satan to these people.

Col. O'Neill

But it's not a demon.

Dr. Jackson

(to Simon) : No, it's not a demon.

You came through the Stargate. This is a challenge!

Dr. Jackson

The Stargate?

Col. O'Neill

Oy.

[quietly, aside] The stargate, sir.

Stargate of course. We've been so long without challenges. [to Teal'c] I am sorry Master Jaffa. I have revealed myself. [he gives Teal'c his sidearm] You must execute me for the remainder of the day.

[hands his rifle to Jack] You must execute me as well.

Col. O'Neill

Master Teal'c. Might I suggest we...spare them this time?

Teal'c

Very well...underling.

Col. O'Neill

All right, once we take the encampment, we become the defenders to buy Carter time. Is everyone clear on that? Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

What?

Col. O'Neill

Good.

Dr. Jackson

Déjà vu.

Col. O'Neill

Déjà vu.

Dr. Jackson

Déjà vu.

Dr. Jackson

How did you get in here?

Col. O'Neill

Got sick of waiting in the hall, so I let us in. You…need a new lock, by the way.

The Tok'ra have reason to believe that Sokar is preparing to launch a massive attack against the System Lords.

Col. O'Neill

Isn't that good news?

Teal'c

The chaotic and feudal nature of the System Lords fragmented rule is a far more vulnerable target than that of one all powerful Goa'uld.

Especially if that Goa'uld is Sokar.

He's really that much worse than the others?

Dr. Jackson

Of all the gods he picked to impersonate, he chose The Devil.

Dr. Jackson

Is it me, or is it actually getting hotter in here?

Col. O'Neill

Uh, little of both, probably.

Dr. Jackson

You said Hell, right?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I'm going to end up there sooner or later. Might as well check out the neighborhood, huh?

Dr. Jackson

Your mate, Amonet, is dead. Sorry to ruin your day. [Pause] No, actually, I'm—I'm wrong about that. I'm not sorry.

Apophis

Sokar sent word to me of Amonet's death. I did not believe it.

Dr. Jackson

Well, believe it. It's true.

Apophis

Then it must also be true that Teal'c is the murderer!

Col. O'Neill

Oh, that must just wrap things up real nice for you?

Col. O'Neill

They put that damn memory thing on me. And then they gave me something…that reminded me of the 70's.

Dr. Jackson

The Blood of Sokar.

Col. O'Neill

Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

Yeah?

Col. O'Neill

I'm going to pass out again.

Maj. Carter

So you built that…Stargate?

Yes.

Dr. Jackson

[to O'Neill] Way smarter than we are.

Col. O'Neill

Ours is bigger.

Col. O'Neill

Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!

Dr. Jackson

An accident waiting for a place to happen.

Col. O'Neill

Mr. Negative...

Urgo

Years from now, when you're thinking about me, you're gonna say, ooohhh, how did I ever get along without that wonderful, constant companion? Woof!

Col. O'Neill

Years from now?

Dr. Jackson

Woof?!

Major Carter

The probe indicates a sustainable atmosphere. Temperature 78 degrees Fahrenheit. Barometric pressure is normal.

Dr. Jackson

No obvious signs of civilization.

Major Carter

P4X-884 looks like an untouched paradise, sir.

Teal'c

Appearances may be deceiving.

Col. O'Neill

One man's ceiling is another man's floor.

Dr. Jackson

A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.

Col. O'Neill

Never run with…scissors?

Urgo

Whats this?

Major Carter

Its a defibrillator.

Urgo

Ah interesting. Thank you. Is it difibulating right now?

Major Carter

He...uh...it seems to crave new experiences. You use the paddles to administer an electric shock to peoples hearts who are beating irregularly.

Urgo

Ah. Then they feel better. Does it feel good?

Urgo

Does it hurt?

Urgo

Whoa, it hurts.

Dr. Jackson

I would think so.

Urgo

Let's try it.

Dr. Jackson

I don't think so.

Urgo

It's not going to kill you, is it? Or is it?