Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Dr. Jackson

We're out.

Col. O'Neill

[leaping out of the device] Whoa! Whew.

Capt. Carter

Wait. Didn't that seem just a little too easy?

Col. O'Neill

Yes, it did. Let's go home.

Dr. Jackson

Where are we going?

Col. O'Neill

Back through the Gate to show them what their planet looks like... [gets confused] ...in our memories... before the virtual reality... Leave me alone!

Teal'c

The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.

Col. O'Neill

General, I gave the order.

Dr. Jackson

I fired the staff at the machine.

Capt. Carter

And I... was there.

Dr. Jackson

Well, I guess we'll have to hold up here awhile till things calm down.

Teal'c

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will in fact calm up.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, my god!

Thor

I am the actual one whom you know as Thor.

Dr. Jackson

Before riding into battle the Sioux used to say, 'It is a good day to die'

Dr. Jackson

Then again, maybe not.

Col. O'Neill

Oh my!

Dr. Jackson

Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is Thor's Chariot.

Teal'c

An Asgard Mothership! I've only heard of them described in Jaffa legend!

The Ettins are gone. Thor sends his thanks. Without you this would not have been possible.

Dr. Jackson

Well, I still think we got kind of lucky.

I was to give you a message to satisfy your curiosity. They are a race that has visited your world often. They are friend of all, protector of all. Except the Goa'uld with whom they are at war.

Col. O'Neill

That's fine. But I would've still liked to have met the fellow.

Well like us, he says you are still much too young. As for us, we have much to rebuild. Thor promises to send an Asgard teacher to help us.

Teal'c

So Cimmeria will be a safe world again. That is good.

I am also to tell you that Thor's new hammer will make the exception for the one named Teal'c. You are welcome here any time.

Daniel Jackson

You know, I don't think it's the artifact- he gets nervous like that every time he's around you. Maybe a crush.

Um, we're recording now.

Capt. Carter

Thank you, Lieutenant.

Daniel Jackson

Oops, hey, the artifact...

Col. O'Neill

Good morning, campers! Sleep well? I did.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, it can't be morning.

Col. O'Neill

Ah, but it is. We ship out at oh, 1300 hours.

Dr. Jackson

Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.

Teal'c

[pulling out an even bigger Super Soaker] How else would she defend herself? [squirts Daniel, then takes off after Ally]

Dr. Jackson

[wringing the water out of his shirt] Yes. How else.

Dr. Jackson

We're here to seek the Tok'ra.

Col. O'Neill

Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.

And if we're not?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.

Teal'c

Chelnak!

Dr. Jackson

Direct translation: Very cool!

Dr. Jackson

Jack?

Col. O'Neill

Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

Are you you?

Col. O'Neill

Yeah. You?

Dr. Jackson

What?

Col. O'Neill

Never mind.

Dr. Jackson

Don't shoot! Just let them tend to Xe'ls.

Col. O'Neill

How do I know you're the real Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

…Because.

Col. O'Neill

[shrugs shoulders] …yeah, okay.

Tekaya, destroy this place!

Dr. Jackson

Wait! You promised to listen.

What they don't know won't hurt them. Isn't that what your leaders said? Their word means nothing!

As would mine! I gave my word to this one [indicates Jackson] so we could save you.

Very well. I am listening but nothing might sway me from punishing you.

Col. O'Neill

For what? Showing Tonane who you really are? You've been posing as their gods for crying out loud.

Is that truly what you believe we do? When we drove away the Goa'uld a hundred years ago, we posed as their Spirits to guide and protect them without interferring. And now...

You have disrupted the harmony between us. In time, they will learn to fear us, take the key, and forge weapons against us.

Dr. Jackson

No. Tonane's people are from this world. Even now they value the natural world above technology.

Col. O'Neill

Trust them. You shouldn't be posing as their gods.

That still doesn't erase the second transgression.

Col. O'Neill

Fine. I give you my word. We will not try to mine the metal.

Even if we could take your word, your superiors will not be swayed by your oath.

Col. O'Neill

Then don't take my word for it. Shut down your Stargate. That way, no one can come to your world unless you allow it.

(Looking at Xe'ls) Star travel is useless to us. Let's shut down the gate. Our friend Tonane is wise, as is our friend Jack.

And so he is.