Daniel Jackson quotes from Stargate SG-1

Capt. Carter

[picking up a crystal shard] Here's a good one.

What's going on in there?

Teal'c

You received permission for me to fire my staff weapon in the Gate Room?

Capt. Carter

[Turning quickly to leave] Oh, yeah.

Dr. Jackson

[Turning quickly to leave] Absolutely.

Teal'c

We will find them most vulnerable when they hover.

Dr. Jackson

Hover? Like a hummingbird?

Teal'c

With teeth.

Dr. Jackson

I think they're a family.

Col. O'Neill

Of what?

Col. O'Neill

He's just...bad. He's very...

Dr. Jackson

...bad.

Col. O'Neill

...bad. We just wanted to take him back to our world and have a little chat with him about all the nasty...

Col. O'Neill

...things he's been doing.

Col. O'Neill

Shak'l thinks we're unarmed, Apophis thinks he's invulnerable.

Dr. Jackson

And... they're right. I think I found a flaw in your plan.

Dr. Jackson

I felt that blast kill me. I thought I-I thought we were dead. Weren't we dead?

Capt. Carter

Yeah.

Dr. Jackson

Okay. Well I thought heaven would be a little more upscale.

Capt. Carter

Oh, I don't think this is heaven.

Dr. Jackson

It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.

Col. O'Neill

Thought you said it was Greek.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, uh... Mycenae was an ancient city in the southern Peloponnese region.

Col. O'Neill

Where's that?

Dr. Jackson

Greece.

Col. O'Neill

Why do I do that?

Dr. Jackson

The Pentagon said this was everything.

Col. O'Neill

Oh, please! The Pentagon's lost entire countries.

Col. O'Neill

It's a piece of cake.

Dr. Jackson

You okay?

That was some piece of cake.

Capt. Carter

The Dial-Home Device just fell through the floor into the ocean.

Dr. Jackson

So what are we going to do?

Capt. Carter

That thing may have a power source in it that we can use to get the Gate working.

Dr. Jackson

Uh...No! [horrified] You don't understand—this book may contain knowledge of the universe. I mean, this is—this is meaning-of-life stuff.

Col. O'Neill

About that apartment...

Dr. Jackson

Oh, you didn't!

Capt. Carter

The, um, day after the memorial service.

Dr. Jackson

Memorial service?

Capt. Carter

Yeah. Colonel said some nice things.

Dr. Jackson

H-he did. [pause] He did?

Hathor

I am Hathor. You would be wise to unbind us and kneel before your goddess.

Col. O'Neill

[looks down] Hello.

Dr. Jackson

Hathor?

Hathor

Yes.

Col. O'Neill

You've heard of her?

Dr. Jackson

Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebriety, and music.

Col. O'Neill

Sex, drugs, and rock n' roll?

Dr. Jackson

In a manner of speaking.

Dr. Fraiser

[inspecting Goa'uld slime] Maybe we'll at least get a cellular level analysis on the Goa'ulds, maybe we'll even find some DNA information.

Dr. Jackson

[uncomfortably] A lot of that will probably be mine.

Col. O'Neill

Ew.

Dr. Jackson

Yeah.

Dr. Jackson

So, what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean, it is black, and it is a hole...

Col. O'Neill

Well, it might be a black hole.

Dr. Jackson

Okay. Let me put that a different way...

Capt. Carter

You can actually see matter spiralling towards it..

Col. O'Neill

Actually, it's called the Accretion disc.

Dr. Jackson

You can see why the local population would be afraid of i...What did you just say?!

Col. O'Neill

It's just an astronomical term.

Capt. Carter

You didn't think the colonel had a telescope on his roof just to look at the neighbors did you?

Col. O'Neill

[to Teal'c] not initially...