Jack O'Neill quotes from Stargate SG-1

Teal'c

The destruction of the hammer device in order to save my life may have caused this. If so, I am responsible.

Col. O'Neill

General, I gave the order.

Dr. Jackson

I fired the staff at the machine.

Capt. Carter

And I... was there.

Col. O'Neill

What's with the heads? They look like those guys who used to be with Ra back on Abydos.

Teal'c

They are Horus. They guard the family of Ra. These probably guard the Goa'uld Heru-ur.

Col. O'Neill

And he'd be Ra's what? Cousin? Uncle?

Teal'c

He is the son of Ra and of Hathor.

Col. O'Neill

[sarcastic] Nice pedigree.

Dr. Jackson

Before riding into battle the Sioux used to say, 'It is a good day to die'

Dr. Jackson

Then again, maybe not.

Col. O'Neill

Oh my!

Dr. Jackson

Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe this is Thor's Chariot.

Teal'c

An Asgard Mothership! I've only heard of them described in Jaffa legend!

The Ettins are gone. Thor sends his thanks. Without you this would not have been possible.

Dr. Jackson

Well, I still think we got kind of lucky.

I was to give you a message to satisfy your curiosity. They are a race that has visited your world often. They are friend of all, protector of all. Except the Goa'uld with whom they are at war.

Col. O'Neill

That's fine. But I would've still liked to have met the fellow.

Well like us, he says you are still much too young. As for us, we have much to rebuild. Thor promises to send an Asgard teacher to help us.

Teal'c

So Cimmeria will be a safe world again. That is good.

I am also to tell you that Thor's new hammer will make the exception for the one named Teal'c. You are welcome here any time.

Col. O'Neill

Good morning, campers! Sleep well? I did.

Dr. Jackson

Oh, it can't be morning.

Col. O'Neill

Ah, but it is. We ship out at oh, 1300 hours.

Teal'c

Undomesticated equines could not remove me.

Col. O'Neill

It's wild horses, Teal'c... That was a joke... You told a joke. Don't make me laugh.

You are the warriors of the Tau'ri? I am Fro'tak of the High Cliffs.

Col. O'Neill

Jack of the Windy City.

Apophis

I will give one million currency to the Jaffa who brings Teal'c to me alive and another million for the heads of those who are with him.

Col. O'Neill

Well, if you've got a price on your head, you're doing your job.

Col. O'Neill

I retired myself one time. Couldn't stay away.

Jacob Carter

From your analysis of deep space radar telemetry...

Col. O'Neill

(flatly) Well it's just so damn fascinating.

I'm sure it is. Otherwise you wouldn't be receiving the Air Medal.

Col. O'Neill

We have our moments. (O'Neill, General Hammond, and Samantha Carter all look at each other and smile) Uh...will you excuse me? We just don't get out of Cheyenne Mountain nearly enough. I'm gonna go grab some air...outside. General, Captain, General...waiter. (as he walks away)

You dare challenge me?

Col. O'Neill

I was thinking about it.

General Hammond

Maybourne has been given authorization to take Teal'c under surveillance of his medical team.

Col. O'Neill

General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man.

General Hammond

[Hears unusual sound of something hitting against the iris] What is that?

Col. O'Neill

Those are bugs sir! Big! Ugly bugs!

Dr. Jackson

We're here to seek the Tok'ra.

Col. O'Neill

Assuming, of course, you are the Tok'ra.

And if we're not?

Col. O'Neill

Well, I guess we all start shooting. There's blood, death, hard feelings… it'd suck.

They were holding you prisoner, Colonel. Still are holding SG-3 and the rest of your team.

Capt. Carter

Only temporarily Sir. And they thought it was to protect us as much as them.

Col. O'Neill

...Yeah, I didn't buy that one myself, Sir.

Dr. Jackson

Jack?

Col. O'Neill

Daniel?

Dr. Jackson

Are you you?

Col. O'Neill

Yeah. You?

Dr. Jackson

What?

Col. O'Neill

Never mind.