Lead Singer quotes from SpongeBob SquarePants

Patchy

Look, boys. I know you fellas sound good around the birdbath, but this here is basic cable! This is the big time. I'm afraid it's time for you to walk the plank.

You mean we're fired?

Patchy

Nooooo...

Patchy

Go on! Start jumping, or you're gonna be dealing with the business end of me sword.

Patchy

No! I forgot that you're birds! [wails and whacks himself with the sword]

SpongeBob

Okay, Gary. Get ready. It's almost 8:00! Here they come!

Narrator

The next day... [cut to Bigshot Records]

♪-and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!♪

I hate my life.

I hate your life, too, dude.

People! We have 17 more songs to finish this hour! Next up is: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. [sniffs then holds his nose] Yick.

[takes it] This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Oh yeah. [upon looking at it, his eyes shrivel up and turn into dust]

I don't care how awful his poem is! We spent his 100 bucks already!

Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, and a 2 and a-

[gives the record to Patrick] They wanted you to have this.

Patrick

[gleefully] My song!

[singing Patrick's poem] ♪Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star! I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon. And smells like it's been dead. Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil. Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point! Pee-yew! what's that horrible smell?♪

Drum Solo! [plays drum solo. Wallpaper peels and plants become dead and picture of Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants shakes]

♪I have a head, it ends in a point. pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!♪ [in their picture, Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants get annoyed and Mrs. SquarePants turns the picture over] ♪This song is over, except for this line, you win this round, broccoli!♪ [the song ends as SpongeBob's house peels and the stereo crashes on top of SpongeBob and Patrick]