Narrator, Lead Singer and others in “Sing a Song of Patrick”

Narrator

The next day... [cut to Bigshot Records]

♪-and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!♪

I hate my life.

I hate your life, too, dude.

People! We have 17 more songs to finish this hour! Next up is: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. [sniffs then holds his nose] Yick.

[takes it] This one's really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Oh yeah. [upon looking at it, his eyes shrivel up and turn into dust]

I don't care how awful his poem is! We spent his 100 bucks already!

Come on, guys. We're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, and a 2 and a-

[gives the record to Patrick] They wanted you to have this.

Patrick

[gleefully] My song!