Aw, Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?
Hey! We don't say fuck at the table, you little asshole!
[mumbling] Yeah, we apparently don't say side dishes either.
“Chickenpox” · Season 2, Episode 10
In this episode: Eric Cartman (2), Stan Marsh (2), Kyle Broflovski (2), Randy Marsh (1), Sharon Marsh (1), Gerald Broflovski (1), Shelley (1), Dr. Doctor (1)
Serves you right, you little brat!
Well, at least I'm not going to die from it, which you might! [giggles]
If I die from this, I'm taking you with me!
[...]
I don't want to watch this! I want to watch Terrance and Phillip!
We're watching this!
Well I got the remote, bitch! [giggles]
Cartman, you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago?
I remember frozen waffles with no side dishes.
Cartman, our parents sent us over to catch chickenpox from Kenny.
Yeah, dude, your mom wanted you to have herpes on your face.
She what?!
It's some kind of parental conspiracy. Our parents are trying to kill us or something.
That bitch! I'm going to go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!
No, no, no. Come on fat-boy, we're going to get them all back.
Will he be okay out of the hospital?
Oh sure, sure. But we have to get him back soon. If he doesn't get his antibiotic shot today, he could die.
DIE!??
Yes, die. It won't be any easy death, either. The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs.
Okay, well well, let's go look—
As he chokes for breath, the pox will move through his inner ear, into his brain, making him think he's David Duchovny.
Oh God, no!!
I'm a-I'm sure he couldn't have gone far.
Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably, his cellular structure will regress into a gelatinous mass of—
[Gerald is reading Kyle's essay]
[voiceover] "My Final Solution" by Kyle Broflovski. My dad is the smartest guy in the whole wide world. He has taught me that all poor people are actually things called clods. I wanna live in a world of only gods so my idea to make America better is put all the poor people into camps.
WHAT!?
[voiceover] If we get rid of them, there will be nothing but rich people, and there won't be any hunger, poverty or homeless people, 'cause they'll all be dead. The End.
Oh God, what have I done?
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