No, dude, independent films are those black-and-white hippie movies. They're always about gay cowboys eating pudding.
“Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls” · Season 2, Episode 9
In this episode: Eric Cartman (3), Kyle Broflovski (2), Tom Cruise (1)
[from one of the independent films]
CCowboy
Hey Tom, you got any pudding?
TTom
You know I'm all out of pudding, silly.
CCowboy
Well, what should we do now?
TTom
Well, how about we explore our sexuality? [they start to make out]
I've learned something too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you don't have to hang out with a bunch of poor ass losers like you guys. Screw you guys, I'm going home.
CChef
[singing to advertise his new candy, Chocolate Salty Balls] Hey, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Suck on my Salty Chocolate Balls! [high-pitched voice] Put 'em in your mouth! [normal singing voice] Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em! Suck my balls! Suck 'em sweet!
[Chef has just fed his concoction, Salty Chocolate Balls, to a severely ailing Mr. Hankey]
CChef
My Salty Chocolate Balls must have rejuvenated him!
You've got the best balls in the whole world, Chef.
CChef
You're damn right.
That's it, screw you guys, I'm going home.
[pause]
Well?
I'm gonna, just give me a minute.
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