Cartman, you remember how we all spent the night at Kenny's a couple of days ago?
I remember frozen waffles with no side dishes.
Cartman, our parents sent us over to catch chickenpox from Kenny.
Yeah, dude, your mom wanted you to have herpes on your face.
She what?!
It's some kind of parental conspiracy. Our parents are trying to kill us or something.
That bitch! I'm going to go downstairs and kick her square in the nuts!
No, no, no. Come on fat-boy, we're going to get them all back.
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