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S2 E10

South Park · Season 2, Episode 10

Randy, Dr. Doctor and others in “Chickenpox”

Will he be okay out of the hospital?

Oh sure, sure. But we have to get him back soon. If he doesn't get his antibiotic shot today, he could die.

DIE!??

Yes, die. It won't be any easy death, either. The chickenpox will slowly move down his trachea into his lungs.

Okay, well well, let's go look—

As he chokes for breath, the pox will move through his inner ear, into his brain, making him think he's David Duchovny.

Oh God, no!!

I'm a-I'm sure he couldn't have gone far.

Now moving on all fours and wheezing uncontrollably, his cellular structure will regress into a gelatinous mass of—

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