Ms. Nelson quotes from South Park

I want you all to take a close look at your math exams, children. Some of you did very well, but many of you did not.

Cartman

[disappointed as he received an F] Aw, man!

The addition of fractions is very simple. Let's run through it again. How do we solve this first one?

Butters

[raises his hand] Add together the 3 and the 3!

Good, Butters. We add the 3's together. And what about the 4's? Token?

Token

They're the denominators, so they stay a 4.

You aren't using this during class time.

Cartman

It relaxes me. Ask my therapist. I have anxiety, you dumb bitch.

Boys! Boys, you made it!

Cartman

Of course we made it. [motions to Stan and Kyle] 'Cause our broship can survive anything.

Stan

Hello, Ms. Nelson.

Kyle

We got your vaccination for you, Ms. Nelson.

Boys... you really did it. I... I can't believe it. For a while there, I thought I... [she breaks into a coughing fit] Excuse me. I thought I wasn't gonna... [coughs again] ...gosh, excuse me. [she continues coughing and gasping, and later, she dies from COVID, since the boys were too late]

As a teacher, Ms. Nelson did everything she could for her students. So it seems even more unfair that she…was just a few days late getting the vaccine before she died of COVID. And now as Mr. Garrison takes over teaching for Ms. Nelson permanently… I think we should all take a moment to say… Hey! The rest of us made it, South Park! We're on the other side of this damn thing! [all the adults cheer] And so it's time for adults to screw these masks and party like it's 2021!