Gary quotes from South Park

Are we in Paris, Mingey?

Hey, Stan.

Stan

Oh, brother.

Cartman

Uh oh, the jilted lover returns!

Listen, I just wanted to let you know you don't have to worry about me trying to be your friend anymore.

Stan

...I don't?

Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense. And maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up. But I have a great life and a great family and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up. Because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty you couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls.

Cartman

Darn, that kid is cool, huh?

[After a gun is fired] What the!? Ha ha! You missed me, you stupid buggers! You see that, Gary? They can't even aim!

[weakly] Min-Mingey?

Gary? What's wrong?

They got me, Mingey.

[horrified] No! Oh no!

They got me bad. Oh, the blood...

[crying] Try to hang on, Gary.

It... It's getting dark, Minge.

Oh, Gary, what have I got you into?

I'm seeing me life flash before me eyes... Mingey?

I'm here, Gary.

Where...where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?

Yeah...yah, we're in Paris, mate.

Is it as wonderful as I hoped?

It...it's beautiful. We finally made it.

Tell me what you see, Mingey.

Well, there's the...Eiffel Tower right in front of us. The Louvre right over there, behind you, and fresh baguettes all around.

Ah, I can smell them, Mingey. At least...I got to see Paris before I...

Gary? Gary, say something! [Gary has died] YOU KILLED HIM, YOU BASTARDS!! HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT ANY PART IN THIS! [to Oprah] This is all your fault, you stupid cow! You never gave your Gary the time of day, and now he's gone! Life isn't worth living anymore! What's the use?! I'm coming to see you, Gary! [loads the gun] I'M COMING TO SEE YOU!

No! Don't!