“A Million Little Fibers” quotes from South Park

[rather clearly baked out of his skull, mixing Chang sauce at his new PF Chang's job] How spicy would you like your Chang sauce?

Can you just place our order, please?

OH, man, I have no idea what's going on.

Everything okay here?

Fine, except this towel has been mixing Chang sauce for fifteen minutes. He's clueless!

Don't call me shoeless! YOU'RE shoeless!

Yeah, well you're a towel.

You're a towel.

Alright, that's it! Get out of here! You're fired!

[points at customer] Yeah!

Not him, you!

Aw.

Because they're people and you're a towel.

You're a towel!

No, I'm a big book publisher who's not the least bit interested in your stony memoirs. You're a towel.

Are we in Paris, Mingey?

Burn that which lies to Oprah!

[After a gun is fired] What the!? Ha ha! You missed me, you stupid buggers! You see that, Gary? They can't even aim!

[weakly] Min-Mingey?

Gary? What's wrong?

They got me, Mingey.

[horrified] No! Oh no!

They got me bad. Oh, the blood...

[crying] Try to hang on, Gary.

It... It's getting dark, Minge.

Oh, Gary, what have I got you into?

I'm seeing me life flash before me eyes... Mingey?

I'm here, Gary.

Where...where are we, Mingey? Are we in Paris?

Yeah...yah, we're in Paris, mate.

Is it as wonderful as I hoped?

It...it's beautiful. We finally made it.

Tell me what you see, Mingey.

Well, there's the...Eiffel Tower right in front of us. The Louvre right over there, behind you, and fresh baguettes all around.

Ah, I can smell them, Mingey. At least...I got to see Paris before I...

Gary? Gary, say something! [Gary has died] YOU KILLED HIM, YOU BASTARDS!! HE DIDN'T EVEN WANT ANY PART IN THIS! [to Oprah] This is all your fault, you stupid cow! You never gave your Gary the time of day, and now he's gone! Life isn't worth living anymore! What's the use?! I'm coming to see you, Gary! [loads the gun] I'M COMING TO SEE YOU!

No! Don't!