Kanye West quotes from South Park

I'm a motherliness lyrical wordsmith motherliness genius!

Because I am a genius I have ascertained that fish have gills. Doctor do I have gills?

He does not have gills.

You hear that? No gills! So I can't be a fish! And I'm a genius voice of a generation so I'm not gay! So that is that. Alright! It's over! Now are there any questions!?

Do You like Fishsticks?

Love um.

You're a gay fish.

No I'm naahhhh!!!

[tied up at Kanye West's mansion] Okay, look, it wasn't me! I didn't really start the fishstick thing, all right?

You're just sayin' that now 'cause you're scared.

No, man, it's true! I stole it, man! I took credit for it 'cause I'm not actually funny! Come on, man, do you know what it's like? Being a comedian but not being funny? Come on, Kanye, I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent, man!

Think you can make fun of me? I'm a genius! I'm the voice of a generation! What are you?

Nothing! Look at me, man! I'm not funny, I steal jokes, my dick don't work, man. I got to piss in a plastic bag, man, I got no dick!

[speaking on David Letterman about the fishsticks joke] Yo, that is messed up, yo. I am not gay, and I sure as hell ain't no fish, all right?!

You...really don't get it?

Hey, yo man, I'm the most talented musician in the world! If I was a homosexual or a fish, I would know!

You're a rapper.

Yes.

An entrepreneur.

Yes.

And you like fishsticks.

Yes.

You're a gay fish.

[agitated] No, I am not no gay fish!

Just gay?

I am not gay, and I'm not a fish! Man!

You are male.

Damn right, I'm male!

A male that likes fishsticks.

Yeah, I like fishsticks.

You like to put fishsticks in your mouth.

Yeah.

You're a gay fish. Also, I'm not gay.

All right, that does it! I'm gonna kick your motherliness ass! [attacks Letterman]