Kanye West and David Letterman in “Fishsticks”

[speaking on David Letterman about the fishsticks joke] Yo, that is messed up, yo. I am not gay, and I sure as hell ain't no fish, all right?!

You...really don't get it?

Hey, yo man, I'm the most talented musician in the world! If I was a homosexual or a fish, I would know!

You're a rapper.

Yes.

An entrepreneur.

Yes.

And you like fishsticks.

Yes.

You're a gay fish.

[agitated] No, I am not no gay fish!

Just gay?

I am not gay, and I'm not a fish! Man!

You are male.

Damn right, I'm male!

A male that likes fishsticks.

Yeah, I like fishsticks.

You like to put fishsticks in your mouth.

Yeah.

You're a gay fish. Also, I'm not gay.

All right, that does it! I'm gonna kick your motherliness ass! [attacks Letterman]