You know what would make this easier? If you would stop saying "E-e-e-e-e-e-easy G."
Hey. You guys made a house of cards.
No you're saying it wrong. It's (says it dully) "Wow you guys made a house of cards."
It's not a house, it's a fortress.
ZoraEarthquake! Take cover!
Everybody! Into the fortress! (jumps on the fortress of cards)
Zora
(hides under a table) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's my first Los Angeles earthquake! Which is exciting and TERRIFYING! This is me screaming in terror! (screams) And this is me getting under the table which is what you're suppose to do! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
Calm down. Calm down everyone. It wasn't a quake. The studio is just doing some construction.
AHHH! CONSTRUCTION!!! just kidding just kidding
Finally! They're making some improvements around here. I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.
You mean the suggestion box?
Yes! They're building a weight room!
Even better! They're building a bait and tackle shop! Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms!
Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?
Zora
A guillotine!
Okay if a guillotine is closer then I don't want to guess anymore.
Okay okay! I'll tell ya! They're kicking you out of the prophouse!
You see, I took a horrible situation and turned it into a fun little game!
No! You didn't! You took something horrible and took forever to tell it!
You're right. Look I'll make this next part quick and I won't sing it to you like I planed,You have 24 hours to pack up your things and leave
I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
MMrs. Mongergoure
Sonny Monroe, you will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny is still crying.]
My friend never got to realize her dream.
I'm not really paying attention. And I can already tell this friend of yours is you.
Zora
Well would you or your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
You know what put me down for a box
Zora
ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora
It's the only record I don't currently hold!
So Random Cast: (sees Gassie dead) NO!
Zora
Please tell me he's sleeping.
Zora
DON'T LIE TO ME!!!
I don't know! It was going so well. I told him to sit and he sat. I told him roll over he rolled over. I told him to play dead HE DIED!
(feels Gassie's paws) You guys should feel this.
(singing) I've never, ever been to public school.
MMartha
What is she doing?
She's trying to tell us how miserable she is.
I never thought that it would be this cruel.
(singing) It's endless. We're friendless.
(walks in and sings) It's nothing but pain.
Apparently the only high school these guys know is the musical one.
Zora
(singing) And no one in this dump knows our name.
Alright Martha, give me a boost.
MMartha
(helps Sonny up on a lunch table)
(singing) I know you think that this is probably my fault.
The catty comments and the constant assault.
I was here once and I'm still alive. So listen if you wanna survive (gets down) inside this-
I never I thought I'd be invisible.
This High School Miserable.
We got to keep being indivisible.
In this High School Miserable. Don't understand what's happening to me. In this High School Miserable. (stands on lunch tables) Someone get me back on T.V.
AAnnouncer
On the next Mackenzie Stalls, backed up passions overflow.
I thought we were destined to be together. Now I can never forgive you. You left the toilet seat up!
It was a moment of weakness, but I'm not the only one with a secret shame.
Yes! You forgot to flush.
AAnnouncer
Lack of hygiene leads to lack of trust.
I can't hold it in anymore. Tell me the truth. Did you wash your hands?
AAnnouncer
And someone didn't read the writing on stall.
You're not welcome here, Mackenzie.
Why? Because I'm richer than you?
No, because this is the girls bathroom.
And you're zipper is open.
AAnnouncer
In a world flushed with drama, the number one show is now number two. Mackenzie Stalls.
Zora
Starring Chad Dylan Pooper.
(watching the sketch and becomes furious) Pooper?! Oh, it's on! Plunger! (catches a plunger thrown at him and walks away)
I told you that if we made fun of Mackenzie Falls on our show they would get back at us.
I don't care. Doing that Mackenzie Stalls sketch was worth getting plunged in the head.
Look at me. I'm a toilet unicorn.
Yeah, well at least you got the front half. (turns and there's a plunger on her butt)
Zora
You know what I think? Our humiliation calls for major retaliation. I'm talking glue,fire ants,and a sizzling fajita. Who's with me?
No. No more revenge. No more retaliation. No more fajitas.
Ms. Bitterman, does hitting Sonny with a log count as a 'woodsy' activity?
And if we do it all together, does it count as bonding?
BMs.Bitterman
If you pick the log out together, yes.
Zora
Quick! Everybody agree on a log!
(watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)
Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
Candy Face! She- he- it broke your camera!
Zora
It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
And yet he gently deposits you.
Let me guess, Candy Face... broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-
No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly.
DDevon
I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.
I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
PPenelope
And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
'Zora
KILL CANDY FACE!
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Yeah!
Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
NO!
Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast
Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
Zora
We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
(starts sleepwalking with a blanket and candy on her face that makes her look like she's wearing a mask) Roar! (knocks the table down)
(walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
(wake up) Candy Face!
Zora
It's got Sonny's head!
(disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
(pouring the water out of the pot)
NGNico and Grady
(throw up)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Ewwww!
Those are my seal skin slippers!
You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.
Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.
Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.
Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date So Random, and they can be a little--
What are you guys doing here?
(angrily) I found change!
Zora
(gasps) It's worse then we thought!
Flowers, a Mack Falls box set, and a photo of Chad holding some flowers... and a Mack Falls box set!
(pretends to be surprised and fake gasps) Chad?!
Zora
Well, it's pretty obvious what's going on here.
It's okay, Sonny. I am not ashamed to tell them the truth.
No. But I might be! What are you doing?
Trust me. (walks over to Chad)
Chad came here tonight bearing gifts for me, because...
Sonny's mother is also... my mother.
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