Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

Tawni, you know I'm doing the sketch with Chad.

Tawni

I know! thats what makes it so hilarious!

Sonny

I don't wanna be doing any sketches with Chad, let alone one where I faint in his arms!

Tawni

That's even more hilarious! Stop! You're killing me! (continues laughing) Have fun rehearsing!

Chad

First the nervousness then stumbling and next you'll be dreaming about me and you'll get lost in my eyes, and finally after we kiss, you'll be hooked.

Sonny

After we what?!

Chad

Kiss, four little letters just like my name.

Sonny

And you're nuts! Four little letters, just like your name!

Chad

Now I know what you're doing; you don't wanna look me in the eyes.

Sonny

Pffft! What are you talking about?

Chad

Fine. Then take off the hat.

Sonny

Fine. (takes off hat to reveal a smaller hat)

Chad

You're wearing a hat under a hat? Phew! You had the dream, didn't you?

Sonny

There is no destiny! There is no you and me! There is no- Wow. I never realized what a deep shade of blue your eyes are.

Sonny

(snapping out of it) Oh my gosh, what am I doing?!

Chad

Ah, getting lost in me eyes. Check! Now then all that's left is the kiss.

Sonny

(takes off hat) You know what?! I will not kiss you! Not in a million years! You and I don't kiss not now, not ever!

(comes out of nowhere) You two are gonna kiss!

Sonny

WHAT (shocked)

Sonny

Let's just get this sketch over with.

Chad

Alright, but after it happens, you know we're gonna be in love.

Sonny

We?

Chad

(stammering) Yo-you I said you.

Sonny

You said we.

Chad

OK fine, but we is my nickname for you! We happy?

Sonny

That's your mom. OH MY GOSH your mom is your manager!

Tawni

Was.

My own daughter is firing me!

Sonny

[Frantically making hot cocoa while a bell keeps ringing] Coming! I'm coming!

Officer Jeff

You know, if you give him the cocoa, he's never going to leave.

Sonny

...How did he ring the bell?

Sonny

(holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe you didn't even thank me for saving your life.

Chad

(holding back Dakota) Look, I will have you know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.

Sonny

Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.

Chad

Acting.

Sonny

Choking.

Chad

Acting.

Sonny

Choking!

Chad

Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.

Sonny

Don't make me take off my shoe!

Chad

Get over here!

Sonny

I will hit you in a minute if you keep on lying.

Sonny

Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!

Dakota

Hey Monroe, gimme your muffin!

Sonny

Anything you want!

Dakota

I'm just a cute little girl selling cookies is all.

Sonny

Well whoever buys from us, will get a free balloon with each purchase!

Chad

(pops Sonny's balloon) if you buy it from us I'll give you my autograph!

Sonny

Well anybody who buys it from us will get my autograph! (flips hair)

Sonny

Really?!

Chad

I've got a box.

Dakota

YES! we can sell it, and we'll win!

Sonny

(flirtatiously) Chad....hand us the cookies. We're your friends.

Sonny

I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]

Sonny Monroe, you will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny is still crying.]

Sonny

My friend never got to realize her dream.

Tawni

I'm not really paying attention. And I can already tell this friend of yours is you.

Zora

Well would you or your friend like to buy a box of cookies?

Sonny

You know what put me down for a box

Zora

ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!

Zora

It's the only record I don't currently hold!

Please give it up for Chad Dylan Cooper!

Sonny

Hey! (whispering) What are you doing here?

Chad

(coughs) I'm here promoting my book.

Sonny

You wrote a book?

Chad

(scoffs) No, I read a book.

Hey, what are you two whispering about [pointing to Chad and Sonny] one of your "secret dates"?

Chad

I'm just here to talk about my book.

Actually you're not; I wanted you both here so I could get your reaction to this. Let's roll the clip!

Tawni

Whoa.

Sonny

Where did you get that?

Didn't know you were being filmed, huh? Apparently someone in Mackenzie Falls doesn't like Sonny very much. So as we say on the show...GOTCHA!

Sonny

What? You 'gotched' nothing, alright? That was totally taken out of context.

That's what I do! If I were to wait for things to be in context I would not have a show. Still, seems the two of you have little something, something going on... care to comment?

Sonny

Yup! Right after this commercial break!

We're not taking a break.

Sonny

Well, we are! Let's go. (drags Chad off stage)

Tawni

You're leaving me here by myself?

Sonny

Yes.

Tawni

YES!

Sonny

I can't believe Gilroy tried to do that to us!

Chad

That guy's a jerk. I can't believe I read that book for nothing.

Sonny

You know, Tawni and I made a pact earlier that we wouldn't tell anyone secrets, and I think that we should probably do the same thing.

Chad

Okay fine, I didn't read the book! [Sonny looks at him] Wha-oh, you were talking about the us, (Sonny nods) yeah, we don't have secrets!....Do we?

Sonny

Uh-I don't know, do we?

Sonny

I mean, what is that, like us liking each other?

Chad

Yeah, I mean I don't really want to talk about my feelings in front of the live studio audience.

Sonny

Yeah, yeah yeah right, I mean especially feelings we've never talked about before.

Chad

Yeah..you have feelings?

Sonny

Do you have feelings?

Chad

I-I mean since you're really asking...it's just the two of us....

Sonny

Right! I mean there's no cameras this time or anything.

Chad

Yeah, I really...I just....

Sonny

No, listen. It's what I'm here for. [Chad smiles at her) You go first!

Chad

No you go first.

Sonny

No you g- ok same time.

Chad

Yeah.

Sonny

One... two...

Chad

I was gonna say that yeah, um, two and a half?

Tawni

[After she steals Gilroy's remote and Gilroy tries to take it back]No no no! It's time for Tawni Talk! Have a seat!

The camera's over there.

Tawni

Oh. Hey America!

Tawni

Hey!

Sonny

That was so much easier to say than I thought it would be.

[Screams] What was easy? What did they say? I almost had them!

Tawni

Gotcha!