Officer Jeff quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Officer Jeff

[Introducing his puppet Walter to Grady and Nico] Guys, this is my partner, Officer Rothban. He doesn't like a lot of things.

[Sees Chad] Oh my gosh, it's Chad Dylan Cooper! I love your work!

Chad

[To Jeff] Oh, thank you.

What are you thanking him for? I'm the one who loves Mackenzie Falls!

Grady

How can you like that show? What is the matter with you?

Nico

What's the matter with him? What's the matter with you? Dude, he's not real!

Chad

At least he has real tastes! [To Rothban] Thank you. [Pats him on the head and leaves]

He touched me! I will never wash my head again!

Hi, Chad! Great episode last night. I laughed, I cried...

Officer Jeff

I slept right through it.

Chad

How is that even possible?

Officer Jeff

...that Officer Rothban likes something that I don't?

Chad

No, that someone could sleep through Mackenzie Falls. [Stomach growls] Gotta get to a meeting. [Goes into his bathroom]

What is the matter with you? Have some respect for the greatest actor of his generation!

Officer Jeff

When I see Zac Efron, I will!

[Gasps] How dare you!

Sonny

[Frantically making hot cocoa while a bell keeps ringing] Coming! I'm coming!

Officer Jeff

You know, if you give him the cocoa, he's never going to leave.

Sonny

...How did he ring the bell?