Sonny quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Sonny

(runs up to Tawni, Nico and Grady) You guys! You guys! Stop eating!

Nico

Alright! Turn around! Let me see your butt!

Sonny

(confused) What?

Sonny

Hey Chad. Did you hear about my Walk-a-Thon for books?

Chad

Oh yes, we did. And I have to say Sonny, you are very inspiring.

Sonny

Well, we have so much. It's important that we give back.

Chad

(laughs) Aah no, I meant you inspired me to have a Walk-a-Thon against your Walk-a-Thon.

Sonny

(Pauses to look at the flyer Chad handed to her) A Walk-a-thon against books? How could you be against books?

Chad

That's easy. The more you read, the less you watch MacKenzie Falls.

Sonny

That's your cause, To get people to watch more TV?

Chad

Are you not listening? It's to get them to read less. I'll see you at the Walk-a-Thon to read less books. (turns and turns back around) I've got something to tell you Sonny. We're gonna raise more money than you.

Sonny

For what?

Chad

To not buy books.

Sonny

That doesn't even make sense!

Chad

Aah. Guess all that reading you're doing isn't making you any smarter now, is it? See ya.

Chad

We're gonna look hotter than you at the Walk-a-Thon.

Sonny

(laughs) Giving back is what's hot!

Chad

That's what people who don't look hot say.

Nico

These pants are so skinny!

Nico

Tawni's pants are squishing my gluttons maxmi moola!

Grady

(stands up)I signed up for a Walk-a-Thon. Not to have my internal organs crushed by Tawni's jeans!

Sonny

(walks out of the photo booth and trying to button her jeans) I want my mommy jeans back!

Grady

This is impossible.

Sonny

We have to make this work! The only way we can get Tawni to walk with us is for us to wear her jeans because her fans will see on TV us wearing her jeans which will raise money for more books and less money for no books and everybody wins except Chad!!!!!! Hey now that I got that out I can button my pants.

Grady

Well good for you because I'm never getting these things on.

Nico

Me neither.

Tawni

(walks in) Yes you will. Thanks to the Tawni Hart Butt Horn.

Chad, can I get a comment?

Chad

Well-(screams) We win, suck-ahh!(falls down)

Oh no! MacKenzie Falls is down too! What is happening?!

Sonny

SPS is happening.

Chad

Sonny! Sonny, come here! I need to tell you something, in case I don't make it.

Sonny

Okay.

Chad

I love...

Sonny

Yes?

Chad

I mean I deeply love..

Sonny

Go on!

Chad

...that more kids are reading less books because of Chad Dylan Cooper!

Sonny

(lets go of Chad's hand and touches his forehead) Oh no! I think you're coming down with P.F.S. too!

Chad

What's that!?

Sonny

(picks up pillow) Pillow in the Face Syndrome! (hits Chad with pillow)

Ms. Monroe!

Sonny

Yeah, just fluffing Doc! (throws pillow at Chad and walks over to the doctor)

Tawni

I don't know why you're packing, you're not going anywhere until you apologize!

Sonny

I don't know why you're packing because I'm not apologizing!

Tawni

Of course you're apologizing it's your thing, you apologize. It's the circle of life (Pretends to draw a circle in the air) cir-cle!

Sonny

And here's what I think about your (Makes hand motion) cir-cle (Pretends to grab circle)

Tawni

(Gasp) What are you doing to my circle?!

Sonny

I'm ripping it! (Pretends to rip circle)

Tawni

Give me that! (They start fighting for the circle)

Sonny

Got it! (Tawni cries)

Tawni

Check out its chicken neck.

Sonny

Check out its chicken arms.

They're called wings.

Sonny

It felt so good to check it out with you.

Tawni

Really? 'Cause I thought that you thought Dinka was better than me.

Sonny

And I thought that you thought you're partner was better than me.

Tawni

My partner was a goat.

Sonny

My partner sang like one.

I'm sorry. (hugs each other)

Tawni

Oooh. I'm seeing a lot of angry people over your shoulder.

Sonny

And I'm watching a goat go to the bathroom over yours.

Gassie! Stay! And don't lick yourself. I just brushed you.

Sonny

(knocks on Gassie's door) Gassie.

(walks out through the doggy door)

Sonny

(to Gassie and pets him) Awww. There you are. You know, I used to have a dog just like you in Wisconsin. Yeah, except he was a beagle with three legs and one eye. We called him Lucky! Or... or Limpy. Or Blindy. But, you know, it didn't matter what we called him because he was deaf too! You know what else he loved? We think. Meatballs. Yeah, you smell? (feeds Gassie the meatballs) Awwww. I bet she never feeds you treats huh?

Gassie!

Sonny

(throws some more meatballs through Gassie's door) Gassie go! Go! Hurry!

What are you doing here?

Sonny

(mouth full) Nothing.

Were you playing with Gassie?

Sonny

(shakes her head) Nuh unh!

(stares at Sonny)

Sonny

(stares back at Bella)

(stares back at Sonny) I'm watching you. (leaves)

Sonny

(spits the meatballs out and puts them on the floor)

(walks back out)

Sonny

You heard Bella, Gassie. She doesn't want me playing with you anymore. (has an idea) But she didn't say anything about you playing with me!

(farts)

Sonny

I'll take that as a yes! Come on Gassie!

(follows Sonny)

Sonny

I didn't come here to argue I came here to give Gassie some dog time. Beneath the trees and on grass...

Chad

Except the grass is plastic and the trees are cardboard because[through the bull-horn]THIS IS A SET.

Sonny

Good then what Gassie is doing to that bush over there won't kill it.

Zora

Please tell me he's sleeping.

Sonny

Okay, he's sleeping.

Zora

DON'T LIE TO ME!!!

Tawni

What did you do?

Sonny

I don't know! It was going so well. I told him to sit and he sat. I told him roll over he rolled over. I told him to play dead HE DIED!

Grady

(feels Gassie's paws) You guys should feel this.

Tawni

Why is Gassie's head bigger then mine?

Sonny

Well, I'm not sure that it is.

Sonny

Gross! you want people to buy that and then put food in it?

Zora

Gross sells sister.

Tawni

Bravo.

Sonny

(closes the painting and turns to Tawni)

Tawni

Well played. I can't believed you tricked me.

Sonny

Tawni, you don't understand.

Tawni

No, you don't understand. I can't believe you tricked me.

Sonny

(smiling nervously)

Tawni

I'm so proud! (hugs Sonny)

Sonny

And I thought you weren't a hugger.

Tawni

And I thought you were above manipulative to get a boy. Apparently it's opposite day!

Tawni

Aw. You have a song pillow?

Sonny

Yeah.

Tawni

Can I see it?

Sonny

No.

Tawni

(grabs one side of the pillow and pulls it) GIVE ME THE PILLOW!!!! I know you're in love with him!

Sonny

(pulling the other side) No I'm not!

Sonny

MY SONGS! (looking through her songs)

Tawni

(reading Sonny's songs) "Girl Plus Boy Equals Joy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Soy" "Girl Plus Boy Equals Annoying"

Sonny

Annoying? I didn't write that.

Tawni

No I did. See that's how easy it is to make horrible songs.

Sonny

Look, I wrote those when I was pretty young. (picks up a sheet) This is the song I wanted to show him.

Tawni

(reads) "Me, Myself and Time." Let's hear it.

Sonny

What?

Tawni

You heard me.

Sonny

I don't really feel comfortable-

Tawni

SING!

Sonny

(smiles nervously and then sings) I can make the rain stop if I wanna just by my attitude.

Tawni

Huh. Not bad.

Sonny

Really?!

Tawni

Not the song. Using music to get a musician. Why didn't I think of that?