I'm on a completion deadline, so I don't have time to fuck around, Fiona. Just tell me how much you want for the tools.
Five hundred. A thousand.
I'll give you $1,500, if you give them to me right now. I know you could use the money.
[Chuckles] I don't need... [Starts throwing dishes with food at Ford]
ElizaFiona, come on!
Eliza
Little help, please? Get out of here, Ford. Get her some water.
I don't need anything from you!
Eliza
Hey.
Eliza
Hey, you just got your cast off. How about some free coffee...
Eliza
For any customers who felt that their safety was compromised? So sorry about that, everyone. So sorry.
I can't fucking believe...
MMan
[Squeezing between Fiona and wall bumping her] Oh, excuse me.
No. Did you just fucking touch my ass?! [She lunges at him knocking him to the ground]
Eliza
Hey, Fiona! Come on! Fiona!
I fucking felt you! I felt you do it!
Eliza
Allan, please!
AAllan
[Manhandling Fiona] Let's go! Fiona, come on! Let's go!
MMan
What is wrong with you?! Get off of me! Stop!
Eliza
Li- Lilli? How about if we get this guy a couple of free burgers if he promises not to sue? I'm so sorry. So sorry, you guys. It's all good. Enjoy your meals.
Just a Sprite. Last night fucked with me. Got a whole new attitude.
Eliza
Great.
Ah, perfect. Uh, Tina, I got table's food for you.
Eliza
Yeah, okay.
Grilled ham and cheese... for you, and the tacos must be for you. Enjoy.
Police got a call last night about a possible robbery. A frantic woman called, saying that three men were threatening her, and she said they left but she was afraid they were gonna come back. And when the police arrived, the restaurant was closed, which is interesting, since we're open hours.
Maybe they had the wrong address.
Stop. I don't want your lies, and you smell like booze. I don't know if you're drunk now or if you just drank so much last night that it's just coming out of your pores.
What? Well, why? I- I haven't had a drink today, I swear.
I've been getting calls for the past month, from customers and vendors and employees, saying that you had been drunk on the job or asleep on the job or angry on the job.
Please don't fire me. Please. I- I've had a rough couple months, but-but I've turned a corner.
People who say they've "turned a corner"... They haven't turned a corner. They're just trying to convince everyone they have.
Please give me another chance. I promise I'll straighten out.
But not on my watch. You're acting manager now, so you make sure she cleans her things up and leaves.
[Scoffs] Fuck all of you. Ratting me out. [Laughs] If it weren't for me, none of you NA motherfuckers would even have a job. [Walks up to waitress Tyesha] Mm-hmm. I wanted to fire you because you suck, but you called me, crying about your mother and her medical bills, and I let you keep your fucking job.
Eliza
Fiona, I think we should just...
Shut the fuck up, Eliza. [Laughs] I'm leaving. Oh, and guess what. The cook rubbed his dick on all of your meals. Yeah, enjoy. [Leaves out front door]
Good morning, former coworker.
Eliza
Here we go.
No need to panic, Eliza. I'm just here for my final paycheck.
Eliza
Okay, sure. I'll be right back.
Thanks. Hey, you got my tip-out?
My tip-out. My share of the ti... You know what a tip-out is, Karina Where are my tips?
KKarina
Um, well, we didn't think that you were...
You guys just stole my fucking tips? Wow, that is cold. That's okay, I'll just take this.
Thank you. Oh, hey, what's up, Judas? Hey, winner. I'd refill your coffee, but I don't work here anymore, so... here you go.
Eliza
Oh... Jesus.
...you know those eggs aren't really cage-free, right? The menu's full of lies. Enjoy.
Eliza
Have you been drinking?
Eliza
You're drunk.
Eliza
You got your last paycheck. Please leave, or I'll have to call the cops.
Oh, the cops. Let's call them. They can find out where my stolen tips went.
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