Just a Sprite. Last night fucked with me. Got a whole new attitude.
Great.
Ah, perfect. Uh, Tina, I got table's food for you.
Yeah, okay.
Grilled ham and cheese... for you, and the tacos must be for you. Enjoy.
Yes. Thank you.
Margo.
Good afternoon.
What brings you here?
Police got a call last night about a possible robbery. A frantic woman called, saying that three men were threatening her, and she said they left but she was afraid they were gonna come back. And when the police arrived, the restaurant was closed, which is interesting, since we're open hours.
Maybe they had the wrong address.
Stop. I don't want your lies, and you smell like booze. I don't know if you're drunk now or if you just drank so much last night that it's just coming out of your pores.
No, I'm sober.
You're fired.
What? Well, why? I- I haven't had a drink today, I swear.
I've been getting calls for the past month, from customers and vendors and employees, saying that you had been drunk on the job or asleep on the job or angry on the job.
Please don't fire me. Please. I- I've had a rough couple months, but-but I've turned a corner.
People who say they've "turned a corner"... They haven't turned a corner. They're just trying to convince everyone they have.
Please give me another chance. I promise I'll straighten out.
Good. You should.
Yes.
But not on my watch. You're acting manager now, so you make sure she cleans her things up and leaves.
[Scoffs] Fuck all of you. Ratting me out. [Laughs] If it weren't for me, none of you NA motherfuckers would even have a job. [Walks up to waitress Tyesha] Mm-hmm. I wanted to fire you because you suck, but you called me, crying about your mother and her medical bills, and I let you keep your fucking job.
Fiona, I think we should just...
Shut the fuck up, Eliza. [Laughs] I'm leaving. Oh, and guess what. The cook rubbed his dick on all of your meals. Yeah, enjoy. [Leaves out front door]
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