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S1 E15

Shameless · Season 1, Episode 15

Fiona, Eliza and others in “Unfinished Business”

Good morning, former coworker.

Here we go.

No need to panic, Eliza. I'm just here for my final paycheck.

Okay, sure. I'll be right back.

Thanks. Hey, you got my tip-out?

KKarina

What?

My tip-out. My share of the ti... You know what a tip-out is, Karina Where are my tips?

KKarina

Um, well, we didn't think that you were...

You guys just stole my fucking tips? Wow, that is cold. That's okay, I'll just take this.

Thank you. Oh, hey, what's up, Judas? Hey, winner. I'd refill your coffee, but I don't work here anymore, so... here you go.

Oh... Jesus.

...you know those eggs aren't really cage-free, right? The menu's full of lies. Enjoy.

Have you been drinking?

Have you? [Scoffs]

You're drunk.

Fuck you, Eliza.

You got your last paycheck. Please leave, or I'll have to call the cops.

Oh, the cops. Let's call them. They can find out where my stolen tips went.

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